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9 = tails of a fox.

Can you decipher the following common phrase? AND ED Underhanded!

Tired of having to stare at the luscious young kitten on the other side of the chain link fence, bold Tommy Tomcat decided to visit her one day. Settling back on his haunches, he gave a mighty leap and landed on the other side; impressed, the lovely cat sauntered over. “That was quite a leap,”…

Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in the world. Pig’s Tongue contains 15,000 taste buds. For comparison, the human tongue has 9,000 taste buds Dinosaurs didn’t eat grass? There was no grass in the days of the dinosaurs. A crocodile’s tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth? It cannot move. It cannot…

There were three guys at an award ceremony for their school: a not-so-smart one, an average one, and a smart one. The not-so-smart one proudly boasts, “I’m going to receive an award today!” The average one was a bit skeptical about this and asks, “What kind of award will that be?” Before the not-so-smart on…

What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum.

Top 10 Signs of Having Swine Flu 1. Tears flow from your small eyes during a nightly bedtime reading of Three Little Pigs. 2. A small curly tail is growing at the top of your tailbone. 3. When called to dinner, you head directly to the trough in the backyard. 4. Your thumbs and big…

Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still…

A pastor was walking down the street one day when he saw an abandoned kitten in an alley. Feeling sorry for it, he took it home. However, it wasn’t until he was in his house when he realized it had a collar. It said “Fluffy,” nothing else. No phone number, no street address, nothing. He…

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?” The Lone…

1. Blaming your farts on me…not funny…not funny at all. 2. Yelling at me for barking…I AM DOG!! 3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn’t all over everything while you’re gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?!! 4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting…

What do you call a blind deer? No idea (no eye deer.) What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no idea! (not moving [still] no eye deer)