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1. Introduction The following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a house to manage after adopting one or more humans. It is, of course, impossible to cover all possible situations, as those humans are always up to some sort of mischief, but the compiler and contributors to this guide…

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him? I didn’t do it on porpoise!

Once I like bought a fox and I like named him Jorge and like he died and I cried so I bought shoes.

Can You Decipher This Phrase? DEINPTH VESTINIGATION In depth investigation!

LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and…

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” – Jeff Valdez “Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” – Dave Platt “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” – Unknown “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” – English proverb “As…

If it sounds like a duck, has a beak like a duck and feet like a duck, and swims like a duck, you still better make sure that it ain’t a platypus!

Q: How do you shoot a purple elephant? A: Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went…

There was once a very very stupid farmer in Texas. The farmer decided he wanted to raise chickens, so he bought a standard gross of chicks. He planted the chicks in the field, watered them regularly, but nothing happened. He was a persistent type, though, so he bought another gross of chicks and planted them…