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10=D in a M 10 decimeters in a meter.

What do you call a chicken? A chicken.

One day on a farm a farmer gets a new rooster and puts it in the hen house. The new rooster is talking to the old rooster and the old rooster says, “Just let me have 2 chickens and I’ll leave you alone.” The young rooster says, “No old man these are my chickens.” So…

Can You Decipher This Phrase? E E Y E E D D Cross eyed!

A farmer is going down the road with his horse pulling his wagon and his dog lying next to ’em. The farmer says, “It sure is hot out here.” The horse turns back and says, “It sure is.” The farmer says, “I didn’t know horses could talk.” The dog said, “Neither did I.”

Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. Thou shall not sit in front of the television or computer monitor as thou are…

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Laws of Feline Physics II Law of Dinner Table Attendance Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. Law of Rug Configuration No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long. Law of Obedient Resistance A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.…

What does the male centipede say to the other male centipede when a female centipede walks by? That’s a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs…..

Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape — that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their…

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would…

Jenny walks into a pet shop and says to Bobby, the owner, “I want to buy a canary.” “We have many types,” says Bobby, “is there any particular one you’re after?” “Yes,” replies Jenny, “its got to be a very good singer. I’m prepared to pay good money for a great singing bird.” “Lady, I’ve…