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Cluckinbell
in JokesCock-a-doodle-doo, it’s time for chicken, Cock-a-doodle-doo, it’s time for a feast, Eat a ninety-piece bucket then you can tell, He’s been to Cluckin’ Bell! Chicken is a bird with a tiny brain, So we assume he doesn’t feel any pain. We shrink their heads and we breed ’em fast; Six wings, forty breasts and then…
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Cross-eyed Dog
in JokesA man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. He says, “My dog’s cross-eyed, can you do something for him?” “Let’s have a look at him,” says the vet, as he picks up the dog, examines his eyes, and checks his teeth. “I’m going to have to put him down,” he finally says. “What?” says the…
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Why Didn’t the Duck Cross the Road?
in JokesWhy didn’t the duck cross the road? To prove he’s no chicken.
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Pure Polar Bear
in JokesA baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I pure polar bear?” The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.” Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to…
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Monkey Eyes
in JokesThere was a fatal bus accident and the only survivor was a monkey. In order to fill in the blanks of the event, the police had hired a monkey trainer that could speak sign language with the monkey. The trainer first asked the monkey if he had actually been on the bus. The monkey nodded…
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It’s a Matter of Perspective
in JokesAn elephant is talking to a hippopotamus, and the elephant says, “You know, there’s nothing worse than a cold in the nose.” The hippo says, “Oh yeah? Did you never have chapped lips?”
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Kinda Like Cow or Owl By 5600113
in JokesKnock knock. Who’s there? Cows. Cows who? No, owls hoo, cows moo.