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Who Put The Light Out?
in JokesOutside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
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Shark
in JokesA child was born one day with a condition that limited him to only being able to whisper – unable to speak loudly or normally. At about 30 years old he finally goes to the doctor wanting to treat it. “Can you treat this condition, doc?” he whispers very silently, barely heard. “Well, I can…
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Just Posing a Question…
in JokesEver walk into a room and forget what you came in for? Well, that’s probably how dogs spend most of their lives…
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Snake Under the Weather?
in JokesWhat is it called when your pet snake doesn’t feel right? -reptile dysfunction.
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I’m A Cheetah!
in JokesMr. Lwin was staring at the cage in the zoo, watching the great cat pace back and forth. “I wonder what the tiger would say if it could talk,” he said to the zookeeper. The zookeeper replied, “It would probably say, ‘Hey dummy, I’m a cheetah!”
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A Man’s Best Friend
in JokesA man phoned up an exclusive escort agency and asked for a woman. “No problem,” said the receptionist. “There’s just one thing,” said the man,”she has to be 6′ 6″ tall and weigh 48lbs.” “Mmm,let me see –yes we can do that for you, but it will be expensive,” said the receptionist. “That’s o.k,” said…
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Trix are For Kids
in JokesA little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint,…
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Sleepy Dog
in JokesOne afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging laundry when a tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. The woman could tell from the dog’s collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a…