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A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. “Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher. “But in six years it would have been worth…

The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I Her hair was so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do her skin so soft her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn’t know how But I tried my best…

A normally sweet Great Dane, Psil, has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walking Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man. Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner, trying to ease the situation, said, “As you can see, he just loves UPS men.” “Don’t you…

Which word is the odd one out: football polo badminton baseball golf tennis cricket billiards rugby Badminton. This is the only sport which does not use a ball, it uses a shuttlecock.

A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door. “An’ wot’s this then?” he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply into the butcher’s shins. “You dumb dog.” As he reaches down to smack the dog, he notices…

Can You Decipher This Phrase? R U N Run down!

1. Introduction The following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a house to manage after adopting one or more humans. It is, of course, impossible to cover all possible situations, as those humans are always up to some sort of mischief, but the compiler and contributors to this guide…

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him? I didn’t do it on porpoise!

Once I like bought a fox and I like named him Jorge and like he died and I cried so I bought shoes.

Can You Decipher This Phrase? DEINPTH VESTINIGATION In depth investigation!

LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and…

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” – Jeff Valdez “Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” – Dave Platt “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” – Unknown “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” – English proverb “As…