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If it sounds like a duck, has a beak like a duck and feet like a duck, and swims like a duck, you still better make sure that it ain’t a platypus!

Q: How do you shoot a purple elephant? A: Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went…

There was once a very very stupid farmer in Texas. The farmer decided he wanted to raise chickens, so he bought a standard gross of chicks. He planted the chicks in the field, watered them regularly, but nothing happened. He was a persistent type, though, so he bought another gross of chicks and planted them…