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Who Wuz it Some Girl
in JokesQ. What’s the difference between Bill and Monica. A. One can’t come clean and the other one can’t clean cum. Q. What’s Monica’s favorite instrument? A. She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ! Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history? A. The President after Bush Q. What’s the new…
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Game Warden
in JokesA farmer and his friend were leaning on a fence chatting. Suddenly, the local Game Warden showed up and insisted on checking the farmer’s property and, in particular, a certain field. The farmer refused to allow him access to the field but the Warden insisted he had the right, saying, “I’m the Game Warden and…
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Nightmare Mice
in JokesMrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day carrying a small box with holes punched in the top. “What’s in that box?” Mrs. Riddle asked. “A cat,” Mrs. Biddle answered. “What for?” “I’ve been dreaming about mice at night, and I’m scared of mice. The cat is to catch them.” “But the mice you…
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Randy the Rooster
in JokesA farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster – one that service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, “I have just the rooster for you. Randy…
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Adoptosaurus
in JokesThere was a quirky breed of dinosaur called an “Adoptosaurus”. Adoptosauruses laid eggs and often times forgot where they laid them or whose eggs were who’s. Basically, they “adopted” the eggs they found and claimed them as their own. Adoptosauruses didn’t eat meat because it wasn’t apart of their dino-religion. They thought eating meat made…
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animal Marital Aides
in JokesIt’s a beautiful spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s got on a close-fitting, lowcut, pink summer dress with spaghetti straps. As they walk thru the ape exhibit, and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, he grunts,…
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Again It’s Another Chicken Joke Not Involving Crossing the Road
in JokesWhat do you call a chicken? A chicken.