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Two friends were out shooting birds. A bird flew from behind a tree and quick as a flash one man shot it. It uttered a squawk, folded its wings and fell to the ground. The other man turned to him and said: ” You didn’t need to shoot that bird. The fall would have killed…

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

I found a way to make a horse stand perfectly still. Place a bet on him.

What is represented by this? DO WN Broken down!

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed. Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean…

What kind of sneakers do chickens wear? Re-bok-bok-bok-bok-bok.

Swine flu may affect your hearing: you could get crackling in one ear!

A masked man all of a sudden gave a beggar 1 million dollars. Man: Why did you give me so much money? Masked Robber: I steal from the rich and give to the poor. Man: I’m rich! Masked Robber: Okay give me all your money.

Mike, a 3-year-old, proudly walked into the kitchen of his house carrying a caterpillar. However, his mother was disgusted and wanted Mike to take it outside. “Mike, his mother is probably looking for him. Why don’t you take him outside?” said the mother. Three minutes later, Mike was back. “Look mommy!” he said, showing his…

A panda walks into a bar and eats lunch. When he is finished he shoots the waiter and leaves. The owner ran after the panda and asked him why he did such and thing. The panda replied, “Look up the word ‘panda’ in the dictionary.” The owner did so and it read, “Panadas are black…

Part 1 One day, Doraemon was walking down street. He saw Hello Kitty approaching him. Excited by the encounter, he walked towards Hello Kitty and said, “Good morning”. Sadly, Hello Kitty did not reply him. Why? Answer: Hello Kitty has no mouth. ———————————— Part 2 Unhappy that she broke Doraemon’s feelings, Hello Kitty decided to…

A man asked people for fifty-thousand dollars for his talking dog. He brings him into the bar, but the bartender doesn’t believe the dog can talk so the guy asks the dog, “What’s the opposite of smooth?” The dog says, “Rough.” And then the guy asks the dog, “What’s the part of the house that…