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Dalmatian Puppy
in JokesWhy can’t a dalmatian puppy hide from his mom? ‘Cause he’s already been spotted!
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Things the Felines Have Taught Me
in Jokes1) The couch is not mine. 2) No matter how much larger the human is, the cat still deserves half of the bed. 3) Tell those you love how much you love them but only after they feed you. 4) Its okay to be a tad overweight as long as you are still able to…
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Dingo Antics
in JokesA wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dingo along for company. One day, the Dingo starts chasing butterflies, and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.…
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Space Adventure Part I
in JokesThis story takes place in a very specific year. Somewhere in the future. A year after Bush leaves office. ——————————– Part 1. A Space mission Place: In a rocket in space. Notes: names such as Junior and Senior are just rankings on the shuttle. ——————————– Senior: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JUNIOR? Junior: Getting a donut.…
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I’ll Take the Dog Instead
in Jokes“Do you know that your dog bit my mother-in-law yesterday?” “Is that so? Well, I suppose you’ll sue me for damages?” “Not at all. What’ll you take for the dog?”
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The Cat Family
in JokesTeacher: Can you name four animals of the cat family? Mary:Mother cat,Father cat,and two kittens.
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Lamp
in JokesOne day, Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class “Children, who can answer this question, please raise your hand!” “Mention things you can suck!” “Ice cream, mam!” Little Jane answered. “Good, Jane.” the teacher said, “Anyone else?” “It’s a lollipop!” said Little Steven. “Very good, now it’s your turn Johnny!” the teacher said. Little Johnny, sitting…
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A Dog’s Chalk Board Assignments
in JokesThis list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment. A. Fill in the blanks 1. [xxx] is not food. Spiders; bandaids; ivy and airplane plants; Xmas ornaments; the carved jack-o-lantern; plants from the aquarium; cat litter…
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Why Does a Chicken Cross the Street?
in JokesWhy does a chicken cross the street? Because it wants to get on the other side!
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Zack and His Mule…
in JokesZack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack’s friends drove up and offered him a ride to town. Zack got into the truck while his mule ran along behind. The mule was right in back of them as they reached 55, and stayed with them as they sped up to…