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A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died.” The man was very upset and…

Q: What does a 1000 pound bird say?? A: SQUAWK!!!

What is a cat’s favorite part of the computer? The mouse!

Is the reason they make oriental flavored noodles for Americans to get back at them for eating our dogs?

DON’T CHEAT! Draw a pig. Yes, that’s right. On a blank piece of paper, draw a pig, then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig! Draw your pig first! And don’t look at the next part until you are done! It won’t be fun if you look first. Now if you’re done…start to…

What do you call an elephant chasing a cat? Depends on what his name is…..

Person A: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person B: Is this a trick question?

If you were attacked by giant mutants, what would you do? Most people would run. Some would hide, and the video recorders would record it and put it on television. Last week, humans won a war against giant vicious demons called, “Razzoopis”. Razzoopis are Godzilla-sized monsters that have rock hard bodies, and breath fire. No…

They have finally started practicing safe sex in Scotland… They now paint red X’s on the sheep that kick

There is a major difference between the way a dog thinks and the way a cat thinks. A dog says, “You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. You must be God.” A cat says, “You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. I must be God.”

What is black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra

A male gorilla at the zoo had been separated from his mate for several months and was really horny. One night after the zoo had closed and all the animal keepers had left, he decided he was going to tear the bars apart and screw the first thing he could find. As he left his…