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Which animal has no teeth? A gummy bear!

A wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dingo along for company. One day, the Dingo starts chasing butterflies, and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.…

This story takes place in a very specific year. Somewhere in the future. A year after Bush leaves office. ——————————– Part 1. A Space mission Place: In a rocket in space. Notes: names such as Junior and Senior are just rankings on the shuttle. ——————————– Senior: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JUNIOR? Junior: Getting a donut.…

“Do you know that your dog bit my mother-in-law yesterday?” “Is that so? Well, I suppose you’ll sue me for damages?” “Not at all. What’ll you take for the dog?”

Teacher: Can you name four animals of the cat family? Mary:Mother cat,Father cat,and two kittens.

One day, Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class “Children, who can answer this question, please raise your hand!” “Mention things you can suck!” “Ice cream, mam!” Little Jane answered. “Good, Jane.” the teacher said, “Anyone else?” “It’s a lollipop!” said Little Steven. “Very good, now it’s your turn Johnny!” the teacher said. Little Johnny, sitting…

Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!

This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment. A. Fill in the blanks 1. [xxx] is not food. Spiders; bandaids; ivy and airplane plants; Xmas ornaments; the carved jack-o-lantern; plants from the aquarium; cat litter…

Why does a chicken cross the street? Because it wants to get on the other side!

Zack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack’s friends drove up and offered him a ride to town. Zack got into the truck while his mule ran along behind. The mule was right in back of them as they reached 55, and stayed with them as they sped up to…

Q. Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? A. It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, “Have you done your chores yet?” “No,” replies the boy, “but could I have breakfast first?” “You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs.” The boy goes down to the chicken coop and…