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Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A: A sweater with pockets

Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well, in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!” “Oh, that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!” says another,…

What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter

Just after Creation the Lord noticed that the original male-female pair of snakes were not reproducing. He summoned them and said, “I thought I told everyone to go forth and multiply?” The snakes replied, “Yes Lord, but we cannot.” The Lord was annoyed and thundered, “and why not?” to which the snakes answered, “You see,…

1 How do you fit an elephant into your fridge within 3 steps? 2 How do you fit a zebra in your fridge? 3 King of the jungle , the lion every animal in the jungle will come to his wedding but one animal won’t which one is it? 4 A man needs to get…

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth, with Tom even keeping a log of the “conversation.” Just as Tom thought he was on the verge of…

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator? A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

1 C A and 4 H A in a M M 1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.

Why was the fish expelled from school? He was caught with seaweed!

There was once this guy who was on a quest to cross the Sahara desert solo, we will call him Simon, for that is a good name for a camel rider. Well he started out and things were going along just fine for weeks, however gradually he noticed a change in his camel, slowly but…

In the morning elephants put springs on their feet and jump around the jungle. Now the most fearsome sound to a monkey is “Boing Boing”