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1 How do you fit an elephant into your fridge within 3 steps? 2 How do you fit a zebra in your fridge? 3 King of the jungle , the lion every animal in the jungle will come to his wedding but one animal won’t which one is it? 4 A man needs to get…

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth, with Tom even keeping a log of the “conversation.” Just as Tom thought he was on the verge of…

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator? A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

1 C A and 4 H A in a M M 1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.

Why was the fish expelled from school? He was caught with seaweed!

There was once this guy who was on a quest to cross the Sahara desert solo, we will call him Simon, for that is a good name for a camel rider. Well he started out and things were going along just fine for weeks, however gradually he noticed a change in his camel, slowly but…

In the morning elephants put springs on their feet and jump around the jungle. Now the most fearsome sound to a monkey is “Boing Boing”

Bill Clinton’s limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front of the limo. Bill, upset, tells the chauffeur to drive to the nearest farm house so he can pay for the damages and apologize. They…

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: “What does the cow say?” Child: “Moo!” Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?” Child: “Meow.” Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her…

What’s the most dangerous insect? The hepatitis bee.

One fine day…. you’re just walking by…. You look at this bird…. it shits in your eye…. You don’t swear…. you don’t cry…. You just thank God…. that cows don’t fly….