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  • Cross The Road

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Kentucky Fried was on the side he was leaving from.

  • Cat Calls

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    A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed. At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang.…

  • The Fallen Sign

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    I was traveling from Chesterton to Newcastle recently when I came across a sign which had fallen off its post at the crossroads. It was marked to Newcastle, Chesterton, Knutton and Silverdale. Unfortunately I didn’t know which road to take to Newcastle and had hoped the sign would help. Luckily, I had a great idea…

  • Banta and Sant

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    Santa:Oye, you know once, when I was very young, I jumped from the 20th floor of a building. Banta: Then what happened? Did you survived or die? Santa replied: “Oye, I forgot, that was years ago”.

  • A Dog Do

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    What does a dog do in your backyard that you don’t want to step in? Dig a hole. If you step in the hole, you might twist your ankle!

  • Bored Cow

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    What does a cow do for entertainment? Listen to moo-sic.

  • Well that’s no good

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    All lazy peoples’ slogan must be “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” But fear not for all of you who wake up early just keep this in mind: The first cat gets the mouse.

  • Lone Ranger

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    Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prairie one day. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, “Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess.” Tonto bends down and puts his ear to the ground. He turns and says to the Lone Ranger, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger says to Tonto,…

  • Why Elephants Need Locksmiths

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    Why did the elephant call the locksmith? Because he lost his keys in his trunk!

  • Pet Store Bomb

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    A man goes into a pet store, plants a bomb, and as he leaves, calls out, “You have one minute to get out!” At that, a tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, “You BASTARD!”

  • Rich Lost Dog

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    A man was walking in a rich neighborhood when he saw a lost dog ad. Part of the bottom line of the ad was torn by the weather, so all the man could see of the ad was LOST DOG IF FOUND CALL 555-5555 REWARD: ALL OF MY FAMILY’S (blank blank blank) Being as this…

  • The Blind German

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    What do you call a blind German? A not see!