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Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. “Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime. She replied, “They’re as…

Can You Decipher This Phrase? knee light light Neon lights!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

Q: What happens when you pour boiling water on a bunny? A: A hot cross-buniken!

Are Dogs Welcome? A man wrote a letter to a small hotel located in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is very well behaved and well groomed. I would like to know if I would be permitted…

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? “Let us prey.”

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died.” The man was very upset and…

Q: What does a 1000 pound bird say?? A: SQUAWK!!!

What is a cat’s favorite part of the computer? The mouse!

Is the reason they make oriental flavored noodles for Americans to get back at them for eating our dogs?

DON’T CHEAT! Draw a pig. Yes, that’s right. On a blank piece of paper, draw a pig, then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig! Draw your pig first! And don’t look at the next part until you are done! It won’t be fun if you look first. Now if you’re done…start to…