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The Christmas Parrot
in JokesOne Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. “How do I get him to sing?” the young man asked, excitedly. “Simply hold…
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Funny Dog Stories
in JokesThe other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he’s gone. I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on…
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Psychic Frog Hotline
in JokesA local psychic hotline opened up a new number especially for frogs, called “The Psychic Frog-line.” A frog called, wanting to know his future. “You will meet a beautiful young girl,” predicted the psychic. “This is great!” said the frog. “Where will I meet her? At a party? At the pond?” “No,” replied the psychic.…
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The Frog and Golf
in JokesA man takes a day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole, when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it, and is about to shoot when he hears “Ribbit, 9 iron” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyjoke. So he…
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Frog in My Throat!
in JokesA man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The…