atwork
-
IT’S OBVIOUS
in JokesI almost got fired for telling this joke at work: Do you know why fireman have bigger balls than policeman? They sell more tickets!
-
What Yacht You Got?
in JokesGoodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money some day. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business. “Look at that yacht,” he said as they drove slowly past a marina. “That…
-
46 Real Job Quotations…
in JokesJob Interview Quotations: Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. An interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.…
-
To Catch a Thief . . .
in JokesTwo robbers from Puerto Rico felt that the police were getting hot on their trail, so they decided to move far away to Montreal and continue their life of crime in the new city. Unfortunately they just did not quite understand winter. They were arrested the morning after their first break-in. The police just followed…
-
FIRE!!!
in JokesOne dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames. The alarm went out to the fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said,”All of…
-
Salary Increase
in JokesSalary Increase “I must have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Really?” the boss asked. “What other companies are after you?” “The gas company, the telephone company, and the electricity company,” the man replied.
-
A Job Application
in JokesThis is an actual job application! NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make…
-
The Insurance Salesman
in JokesA man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we don’t need anyone…” they replied. “You can’t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anything any time!” “Well, we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, then you have…
-
The Handyman
in JokesA proud father brought home a swing set he had just purchased for his children and immediately began to assemble it while all the neighborhood children anxiously waited to play on it. After several hours of reading the assembly instructions and trying to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he gave up and called…
-
Comprendo>?
in Jokes“Ciao amico, desidero comprare un mazzo di banane.” “Il compagno spiacente, questo è un farmacista.”
-
Repairing the Phone
in JokesA friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no longer a rush. The phone…