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Boudreaux’s first military assignment was to a military induction center and because he was a good talker they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Boudreaux was getting…

TWO POINT GAGS Run one lap around the office at top speed Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘no-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and…

A Director said to the actress: “You have to jump from 100 feet into a swimming pool.” Actress: “But I dont know how to swim.” Director: “I know, that’s why I removed all the water from the swimming pool.”

TRUE STORY I was working in a restaurant for several years. On a very busy night, I was helping out with the seating. I showed seats to a party of four and when I went to give them the menus, I realised we only had one menu left. As I placed the menu in front…

1.Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.” 2.Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.” 3.On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.” 4.In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!” 5.At the electric company: “We would…

10 sentences teachers say (and their true meanings) 1. This book is very commonly used (I also studied from it 40 years ago) 2. It’s important to understand what the material means in general (I’m not good with details) 3. Some might say… (My guess is…) 4. The answer to that question is not in…

Once there were 3 guys, a Cuban, an American, and an Italian. So they worked together,and it was lunch time, so the American opens his lunch box and sees peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and he says, “If I get a peanut-butter jelly sandwich one more time I’m going to kill myself.” Then the Italian opens…

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle. “That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.” “But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit. The sergeant…

Recently, Today Tonight have held a survey. The results indicate that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction…

After the last teacher quit, a new teacher was hired. On her first day of work, she saw “AAFTWC” on the board. “What is the meaning of this?” the new teacher asked. A white kid stood up and replied, “An apple from the white children.” On her second day, the teacher walked in, and saw…

On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, which expressed “Deepest Sympathy”. While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card. “Oh, it’s all right,” said the storekeeper. “I’m a businessman and I…