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I’m Hungry!
in JokesOne night, a few co-workers at the computer data centre stayed late and all started to feel hungry. They decided to order in food by phone, but their boss thought that, since they worked with computers, it would be more appropriate to order by Internet. After they contacted a fast food chain’s web site and…
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Bad Excuses for Missing Work
in JokesI just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn’t come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information. I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? When I got up this morning…
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Secretary
in JokesTwo weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,”Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any, “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you. Maybe…
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Einstein
in JokesAlbert Einstein was getting bored with making the same speech over and over again at different meetings, so one night, after a long day, his chauffeur jokingly said, “I’ve heard your speech so many times, I know it word for word! Why don’t you take the night off and let me deliver the talk this…
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Tasty Soup
in JokesAfter his recent stay in the hospital, Pa was particularly irritable, especially regarding food. At a nearby restaurant he stopped for a quick meal and the waiter provided a bowl of soup. As the waiter turned away to return to the kitchen Pa stopped him, calling: “Waiter!” “Yes, sir, is there something wrong?” “The soup.…
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IT’S OBVIOUS
in JokesI almost got fired for telling this joke at work: Do you know why fireman have bigger balls than policeman? They sell more tickets!
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What Yacht You Got?
in JokesGoodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money some day. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business. “Look at that yacht,” he said as they drove slowly past a marina. “That…
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46 Real Job Quotations…
in JokesJob Interview Quotations: Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. An interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.…
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To Catch a Thief . . .
in JokesTwo robbers from Puerto Rico felt that the police were getting hot on their trail, so they decided to move far away to Montreal and continue their life of crime in the new city. Unfortunately they just did not quite understand winter. They were arrested the morning after their first break-in. The police just followed…
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FIRE!!!
in JokesOne dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames. The alarm went out to the fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said,”All of…
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Salary Increase
in JokesSalary Increase “I must have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Really?” the boss asked. “What other companies are after you?” “The gas company, the telephone company, and the electricity company,” the man replied.