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  • From Real Job Applications

    I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms. I am loyal to my employer at all costs.Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail. Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45…

  • CSI?

    Two detectives were investigating a scene, The victims had their hands and head cut off. “It’s going to be a nightmare identifying the bodies, with no finger prints or faces” said one. The other replied, “I thought it would be rather easy, how many people do you know walking around with no head or hands?”

  • Balloon Ride

    Jim is in a hot-air balloon, completely lost. He sees a man in a field below and flies down to him. “Excuse me sir, but can you tell me where I am?” The man in the field replied “You’re in a balloon.” Jim said “You’re an engineer, aren’t you?” “Why yes, I am. How did…

  • All Under Control

    Another Month Ends: All Targets Met, All Systems Working, All Customers Satisfied, All Staff Eager and Enthusiastic, All Pigs Fed and Ready to Fly.

  • Forgetful Actor

    There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, “This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the…

  • I Didn’t Do It

    A boss of a computer company walked up to one of his workers. “You’re fired!” exclaimed the boss. “I didn’t do anything!” replied the confused worker. The boss, happy with his answer, says, “I know. That’s why you’re fired!”

  • December 7th

    (To truely enjoy this joke you should first read Wocka jokes: December 1st. December 2nd. December 3rd. Enjoy!) FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 7th RE: Holiday Party What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids…

  • Boss’s Joke

    The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everyjoke, except one girl, laughed uproariously. “What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?” “I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”

  • Who’s the boss

    When the joke was first made all the parts of the joke were fighting to see who would become the boss of the joke. The fight for power was most intense between the limbs, the brain, and ….. the asshole. The limbs said they should be boss because they control the human, and without them…

  • Conclusions

    I studied and studied and came up with a conclusion 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of…

  • Chinese Laundry

    A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!” She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the…

  • Drip Feed

    Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”