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The Neutron
in JokesA neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?”. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge”.
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Two Fat Guys in a bar
in JokesThere are two fat guys in a bar, one of the guys, puts his empty glass on the bar and says, “your round”, the other guy says, “so are you, you fat basted!”
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Beer F$%^
in JokesA gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn’t back off, he asked her name. “Carmen,” she replied. “That’s a nice name,” he said warming up the conversation. “Who named you, your mother?” “No, I named myself,” she answered. “Oh, that’s interesting. Why Carmen?”…
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Pig In A bar
in JokesA woman and her goose walked into a bar. The bartender asked, “Why’d you bring the pig in the bar?” The woman answered, “I do believe this is a goose!” The bartender says, “I was talking to the goose!”
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Scotch Expert
in JokesA guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks, “This guy doesn’t know the difference,” so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender, “I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!”…
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Grasshopper
in JokesA grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender smiles and says “Hey, ya know we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper stops and says “Really? You have a drink called Steve?”
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AHeavy Tipper
in JokesA man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar. The bartender picked up the five dollar bill, and folded it carefully and tucked it in his vest pocket. Just at…
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So sad..
in JokesA man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. The bartender asked, “What’s the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?” The man said, “We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn’t going to speak to me for a month.” The bartender said, “That…