• Alcoholic Courage

    A young man entered a bar, walked to the counter and told the barman, “May I have a question, sir? I heard that a drink of beer will bring you the courage to do something terrible that you hate to do? Is that right, sir?” “Yes, I guess so,” the barman answered with a smile.…

  • Number 12

    A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. “Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman. “Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. “You’re under 21,” replies the barman.

  • Different Nationalities

    “Three people of different nationalities walk into a bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting dumb.”

  • Poor Guy

    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for three shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What happened?” The guy replies, “I just found out my younger brother is gay.” He finish’s his shots and leaves. The next day he comes back and orders five shots and the bartender asks, ” What happened…

  • A Very Depressed Man

    There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I…

  • Man and his Technology

    A well dressed man walks into a bar in a rather rough side of town. The bartender watches to make sure no fights break out with him. To the bartenders suprise, the man starts hitting his hand like hes dialing a telephone. He puts his hand to his ear and starts talking. The bartender goes…

  • Better Than My Fist

    A guy walks into a bar with his midget wife and takes a stool, with his wife standing next to him. The bartender was busy at the other end and didn’t see them when they walked in. When he got done serving the customers there, he walked down the bar and asks the new customer…

  • Twelve Shots

    A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?” The guy says, “You would be drinking fast if you had what I have.” The bartender says, “What do you have?” The guy says, “75 cents.”

  • Three Blind Mice

    Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

  • Glad to be Drunk

    A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.” Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?” “Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper.…

  • Irish man

    An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. “Hey,” he says, “What’s with the steering wheel down your pants?” “Ach,” says the Irish man, “it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

  • Psychology Student

    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at the top of her…