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The Blonde walked into a bar. The Brunette used the door. The redhead actually OPENED the door, and the Asian actually WENT THROUGH the door.

There was a little guy in a bar drinking his beer, when all of a sudden a big guy comes and knocks him off his stool and says “that was a karate chop from Japan” The little guy get’s back up on his stool again and start’s to drink his beer again, when all of…

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, “No thanks. I don’t drink. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it.” So the bartender said, “Well, would you like a cigarette?” But the man…

A man was sitting in a bar, nursing a beer and looking extremely dejected. The sympathetic bartender said, “Man, you look real down. Wanna talk about it? Sometimes it helps.” “Well, I doubt it,” replied the man. “You see, I’m a composer who hasn’t had much luck. It seems the world is really against me.…

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he’d drunk more than his share He fumbled ’round until he could no longer keep his feet And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. About that time two young…

An Irish man walks out of a bar…………..Hey, It could happen

A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.

It’s forty below zero one winter “night” in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, “You owe me quite a bit on your tab.” “Sorry,” says Pat, “I’m flat broke this week.” “That’s okay,” says the bartender. “I’ll just write your name and the amount you owe me…

This guy sits down at the bar, and starts telling the bartendar, “I’ve been married for 12 years now and I want some variety. I’m sick of the same old thing! I want something different!” The bartendar says, “12 years thats a long time, you don’t want to do anything stupid! Hell, if ya want…

A poor man walks into a bar. Another man sat down 2 feet away from him, and pulled out a wad of $50s from his wallet. The poor man got an idea. He tells the rich man, “I have a special talent. I bet you all the money in your wallet I can sing a…

A man walks into a bar. He falls down, unconscious. Why is this? Because the man walked into a solid bar. A solid, metal bar!

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “ONE CENT!” exclaimed the guy, the barman replied “Yes.” So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks “Could I have a nice juicy T-Bone steak, with chips,…