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Alcoholic Courage
in JokesA young man entered a bar, walked to the counter and told the barman, “May I have a question, sir? I heard that a drink of beer will bring you the courage to do something terrible that you hate to do? Is that right, sir?” “Yes, I guess so,” the barman answered with a smile.…
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Different Nationalities
in Jokes“Three people of different nationalities walk into a bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting dumb.”
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Poor Guy
in JokesA guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for three shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What happened?” The guy replies, “I just found out my younger brother is gay.” He finish’s his shots and leaves. The next day he comes back and orders five shots and the bartender asks, ” What happened…
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A Very Depressed Man
in JokesThere’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I…
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Man and his Technology
in JokesA well dressed man walks into a bar in a rather rough side of town. The bartender watches to make sure no fights break out with him. To the bartenders suprise, the man starts hitting his hand like hes dialing a telephone. He puts his hand to his ear and starts talking. The bartender goes…
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Better Than My Fist
in JokesA guy walks into a bar with his midget wife and takes a stool, with his wife standing next to him. The bartender was busy at the other end and didn’t see them when they walked in. When he got done serving the customers there, he walked down the bar and asks the new customer…
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Twelve Shots
in JokesA guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?” The guy says, “You would be drinking fast if you had what I have.” The bartender says, “What do you have?” The guy says, “75 cents.”
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Three Blind Mice
in JokesThree blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
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Glad to be Drunk
in JokesA completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.” Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?” “Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper.…
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Psychology Student
in JokesA very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at the top of her…