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A proud elderly gentleman was in the hospital for a series of tests because his bodily functions were extremely disrupted. During the night he made several trips to the bathroom because he thought he had to go to the bathroom. After failing to go several times he finally decided to just ignore it. When he…

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the…

Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The parish priest ran into him one day totally inebriated, attempting to stumble home, and gave him a strong lecture against drinking. The good father was able to convince Paddy that, “If you continue drinking as you do, you’ll gradually get smaller and smaller, and eventually you’ll turn into a…

So, this guy, Bill is sitting in a bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully. The fellow on the next bar stool, Joe, says ‘That’s amazing. Where did you get him?’ Bill answers ‘well,…

A man was at a bar about to drink his drink. Then, a tough looking biker came and just drank the first man’s drink. The first man said “Why did you do that? I have been having a horrible day. First, I wake up, am late for work, and get fired. Then, I come home…