blonde
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Paint-ball
in JokesA blonde and her friends at a military camp had been taken out to play a game of paintball. Her team all bundle into their trench and prepare for the game. Suddenly, the whistle blows to signal the start of the game and the group-leader shouts, “Fire at will!” As the rest of the blonde’s…
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Blond Les-bar
in JokesQ) What does a blond say when she comes out of a lesbian bar? A) Wow, those people sure were friendly!
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Amusement Park
in JokesA blond and a red-head were planning to go to an amusement park. When they got to the park the blond asks, “who will pay, You or me?”. So the red-head says, “I’ll tell you what, you’ll pay for entrance, and I’ll pay for all the rides.” (The rides don’t cost anything at all!)
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A Blonde Rancher
in JokesA blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells…
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The Best Blonde Jokes
in JokesQ: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they’ll have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?” Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, the…
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3 blondes in the forest
in JokesThere were three blondes in the forest and they saw some tracks. The first blonde said, “Look, bear tracks.” The second blonde said, “No, stupid, those are wolf tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are rabbit tracks.” Then the train came and ran them all over.