blonde

What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It’s easier to open the legs on the blonde.

If you want to know how to make a blonde’s eyes sparkle……Shine a flashlight in her ear.

A blonde and a brunette are hanging from a pole to see who can hang the longest. The blonde is showing off by hanging from one hand. The brunette says, “I bet you can’t do no hands.” The blonde takes the challenge and loses the contest.

A blonde is like a turtle. If either one is on their back, they are screwed!

For those of you who do not know, a stroop test is where you say the color of the word, but not the word itself(and the words are spelling out colors). One day there was a blonde. She saw stroop tests and found them fun. One day she was on a radio show. She said…

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has stolen your bike? A: She’s running away with it under her arm.

Q: How do you keep an idiot busy? A: Have him read this.

There was a blonde in Wal-mart and she went up to a man. The blonde said, “Hi! Do you know what IDK means?” The man said, “I don’t know.” Then the blonde said, “DARN! Nojoke knows!”

A blond goes up to a brunette that’s wearing a puffy wig with two green ribbons on each front side. The blond says “NICE CAT! HOW DID YOU GET IT TO BALANCE ON YOUR HEAD?” The brunette tears up and says “ITS A WIG! MY FRIENDS TOLD ME IT WAS IN FASHION AND I GUESS…

A blonde goes on vacation to New York and wants to take a tour. She goes to ask about the tours and says, “So, where can I catch the bus for the walking tour?”

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a male farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course the farmer is a blond. 🙂 He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking…