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How do you keep a blond busy? Write “please turn over” on both sides of a paper!

Two blondes were starting a round of golf together. On the first tee, the first blonde smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway. With a smile, she picked up the tee and walked to the cart. The second blonde cranked another good drive down the center of the fairway. Pleased, she hopped…

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for drive-through customers only!”

One day there was a blonde, brunette, and a red-head. (How often do ya hear that? A lot!) The brunette said, “Wanna go out for a bite?” “Sure,” said the blonde. A guy walked down the street and the blonde said, “I call him!” The blonde went and got him to bite her. “Why did…

Q.) How does a blonde make a stainless ink pen? A.) She doesn’t put ink in it.

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Did you hear the one about the blond Think Tank? Once they got it got started, it drove through three houses and a convienence store before they figured out how to stop it.

Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning strikes? A: They think they’re getting their photo taken.

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think…

What does a blond think the last 2 words of the national anthem are? Play ball!

A police officer pulled over a vehicle that had just driven through an intersection without slowing for the traffic light, which flashes red continually. (It flashes amber for the cross direction.) The driver, blonde of course, explained, “But I didn’t go through on the RED, I went through on the BLACK!”

Blond’s Letter to Bill Gates Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in…