blonde

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a male farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course the farmer is a blond. 🙂 He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking…

Glow in the dark sunglasses A book on how to read A dictionary index Watermelon seed sorter Zero proof alcohol Reusable ice cubes See through toilet tissue Skinless bananas Do it yourself roadmap

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus; the blonde team rides on the top level.. The brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time,…

1 What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been spotted. 2 How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. 3 What’s the blonde’s cheer? “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well… 4 What do you get when you offer a blonde a…

It was Arbor Day, and a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all planted something. The redhead planted flowers in her front yard. The brunette planted a tree in her back yard. The blonde didn’t know what to plant, so she asked the redhead. “Plant something that looks good,” she said. The blonde still didn’t…

Mission to Mars (Space Shuttle with two trained monkeys and a blonde astronaut) The Mission Control Room in the US calls the Space Shuttle. “Monkey 1, Monkey 1, report to communications for instructions.” The trained monkey sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4…

Why did a blonde take an empty glass and a glass full of water to bed? She wasn’t sure if she would get thirsty during the night.

A blonde buys a thermos. Two days later, she’s back in the shop and wants a refund. The sales person asks her why she’s returning it. She replies, “Well, when I bought it, you said it would keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but yesterday I took some coffee and ice-cream to work…

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman reporter shouted out “This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!”. Then the red-head leans over…

I was watching Beauty and the Geek the other day, and felt like submitting this joke (as it’s somewhat similar to something that happened in the show). A blonde is in school, and her teacher is having a random discussion about IQs. Teacher: “So what would you say your IQ is?” she asks a student…

What do you get when you breed a blonde and a New York gangster? A juvenile deliquent who spray paints chain link fences.