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A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A few days later, she came to a man who needed someone. “I’m here for the paint job”, the blonde said eagerly. “Alright. Take this paint and brush, and go…

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

What’s the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we’ll find Bigfoot.

The 1st blonde says-“I hate you!I never want to see you again.” The smarted 2nd twin says-“You idiot!Then don’t look in the mirror!” The 1st says-“Why can’t I look in the mirror?” The 2nd says-“Because we’re twins and we look exactly the same!”

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, “C’mon! Jump! You gotta jump!” The brunette jumps and the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly,…

A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” “Very good,” said her mother. “Is it because I’m blonde?” the girl…

Two blondes went out into the woods on a hunting trip. They are out there for several hours, and discover that they are lost! One says, “I heard that if you’re lost in the woods, you fire three shots in the air, and wait for someone to come and rescue you.” “Ok,” says her pal,…

There were three blondes stranded on an island. They were left with one bottle of water, so the decided to have thirds of the bottle. The next day, the bottle is lying empty next to one blonde, and the other two blondes say, “Why’d you drink all the water?” and the blonde says, “But my…

An exhausted looking blond dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.” “I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new…

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Blonde: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Blonde: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure. The answer is 6!!!

A blonde walks into a casino and goes up to the craps table. She tells the dealers she wants to bet $10 000 on a single roll of the dice. The dealers figure that since shes a blonde, she must not know what shes doing, so they allow her to place the bet. Then the…

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and…