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Robbed!
in JokesReturning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog…
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Who has the Biggest?
in JokesQ: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 3rd grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde because she is 18.
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Ironing Board
in JokesWhat is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It’s easier to open the legs on the blonde.
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Make Her Eyes Sparkle
in JokesIf you want to know how to make a blonde’s eyes sparkle……Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Who Can Hang Longer?
in JokesA blonde and a brunette are hanging from a pole to see who can hang the longest. The blonde is showing off by hanging from one hand. The brunette says, “I bet you can’t do no hands.” The blonde takes the challenge and loses the contest.
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Stroop Test
in JokesFor those of you who do not know, a stroop test is where you say the color of the word, but not the word itself(and the words are spelling out colors). One day there was a blonde. She saw stroop tests and found them fun. One day she was on a radio show. She said…
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Blonde Thief
in JokesQ: How can you tell if a blonde has stolen your bike? A: She’s running away with it under her arm.