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Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and…

After a trial had been going on for three days, Finally, the blonde accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘not guilty’ to ‘guilty’ of the charges.” The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. “If you’re guilty, why…

A blonde girl comes into her dad’s room and tells her dad… Amanda: Dad, I’m glad you named me Amanda. Dad: Why? Amanda: It’s because that’s what everyone calls me!

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” at the top of his lungs. “No!” the blonde…

What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An Air-Bag

1 What do blondes and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. 2 What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? She peed on her corn flakes. 3 What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone…

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head on an island and they were almost starving. In the end the brunette decided she would rather die trying to get back to land, which looked about 20 miles away, than stay on the island and starve. So she started swimmming and got about 10…

A blonde went to see her doctor for her annual checkup so the doctor gave her the once over. At the end of the checkup he shone a light in her ear to have a look; amazed, he shook his head and walked away. See below what the doctor had seen. A big sign SPACE…

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away. “What did you do that for?” he asked her. “I’m…

A scientist is researching storms, so he goes out to find one. He takes his blonde assistant to help him find one. They drive for miles until they come to some plains. They stop the car and the scientist tells the blonde to look out for tornados. After a few minutes, a cow flies past…

Q: What’s the difference between a blond and a toothbrush? A: You don’t lend a toothbrush to your best friend.