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Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A. More leg-room! Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators? A. They chip their teeth. Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A. Fertilized. Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? A. More headroom. Q. Why is a blonde like a…

A trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right in front of him almost making him get run off the road. Enraged the trucker sped up and overtook the blonde then forced her to slow down. When the…

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn’t done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts…

A blonde boards a flight going to New York and sits in first class. A flight attendant asks to see her ticket. It’s a coach ticket. The flight attendant politely asks her to move. “I can do what eva I want! I’m a blonde.” says the blonde. The flight attendant tells one of the other…

What do railroad tracks and blondes have in common? They are both laid all over America!

Why is it so hard to make a blond snowman??? Because you have to hollow out its head!!!!!

A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap. All the clerks look at each other, and one says, “What’s a seven-ten cap?” She says, “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new one.” “What kind of a car…

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it!

One day a blonde named Sharon was sitting at her till at the supermarket. Suddenly, she had an idea that would change the world forever. She had invented mind-mail! She called over her boss and told him. He was astonished and said, “Go on then, send me a mail through your mind!” She did as…

One day someone knocks on a blonde’s door. She asks: “Who is it?” and the person answers: “It’s me!” Then the blonde wonders, “Me?!?!?!”

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? She has her tampon behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!

A blonde goes to the store and gets a box of almonds. As she is allergic to nuts, she asks a clerk at the counter, “Does this contain nut ingredients?”