blonde
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Blonde Stupidity
in JokesA blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were on the run from a cop after stealing from a shop. They decided to hide in some trees. The cop passes by the trees, and he knocks the tree that the redhead was in. She said “squawk, squawk, squawk”. So the cop said “Oh, it’s just a…
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Can of Coke
in JokesThere was a blond walking down the street, and she saw an empty coke can on the floor. So she picked it up and handed it to lost property.
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Motorcycle
in JokesWhat are two blondes doing in front of a motorcycle? Arguing about who get a window seat.
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Helicopter
in JokesQ: Why did the blond crash her helicopter? A: Because she was cold and decided to turn off the ceiling fan!
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Cowboy Blond
in JokesThe Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks, “Why in the world are you dressed like…
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Keeping a Blonde Busy
in JokesHow do you keep a blonde busy? (see below) How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
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5 Jokes (14)
in Jokes1 What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do. 2 Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month? Because it says on it “good for up to 20 pounds.” 3 Why did the blonde…
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Blondes & Santa
in JokesA dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were invited to a party. On the way, the dumb blonde’s car broke down. The smart blonde missed the bus. Two of Santa Claus’ reindeer ran away. Who got to the party first? The dumb blonde, because the other two don’t exist!