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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why is it good to have a blond in your car? ANSWER: You can park on places for disabled

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Copper is a brown-red color, correct? This is scientific evidence to back up blonde jokes!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard…

A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem Find X This was her answer i i i 14.6578i i X________ Here it is i i i i i_________ 12.76

So there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were running from the police but all they could find was a barn. They were in a hurry to hide so the brunette hid in the horse’s stable, the redhead hid in a tree, and the blonde hid behind a few boxes of…

A blond was stuck on an island. She could not get off, but there was an interesting structure on the island that intrigued her. It was a building with a small hole running through the bottom of it, and a bit away from it was a small hole, about five inches in diameter. She realized…

A blonde is on the road when suddenly she gets a phonecall from her friend: “Watch out! I heard on the radio that some lunatic is going against traffic!” So the blonde says, “Only one? They all are!”

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked in the box of cheerios? A: Oh look, donut seeds!

Upon realizing that we both had the same middle name, I told the blond, “Hey we have the same middle name!” She replied, “Really? What’s yours?”

TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year.…

A blonde went to her regular plastic surgion one day. When she walked in, he said to her, “What more can I do for you? I have changed your every part of your joke that you could think of! I even did your ears!” She replied, “Well, this is kind of embarrasing for me say…