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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Copper is a brown-red color, correct? This is scientific evidence to back up blonde jokes!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard…

A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem Find X This was her answer i i i 14.6578i i X________ Here it is i i i i i_________ 12.76

So there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were running from the police but all they could find was a barn. They were in a hurry to hide so the brunette hid in the horse’s stable, the redhead hid in a tree, and the blonde hid behind a few boxes of…

A blond was stuck on an island. She could not get off, but there was an interesting structure on the island that intrigued her. It was a building with a small hole running through the bottom of it, and a bit away from it was a small hole, about five inches in diameter. She realized…

A blonde is on the road when suddenly she gets a phonecall from her friend: “Watch out! I heard on the radio that some lunatic is going against traffic!” So the blonde says, “Only one? They all are!”

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked in the box of cheerios? A: Oh look, donut seeds!

Upon realizing that we both had the same middle name, I told the blond, “Hey we have the same middle name!” She replied, “Really? What’s yours?”

TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year.…

A blonde went to her regular plastic surgion one day. When she walked in, he said to her, “What more can I do for you? I have changed your every part of your joke that you could think of! I even did your ears!” She replied, “Well, this is kind of embarrasing for me say…

Q.) What does a blond think a leprechaun is? A.) An elf. But she only sees it when it’s near the holidays and has drunk an Irish drink. Even though her parents keep telling her they aren’t real…

A blonde is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!