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Once, there was a blonde who called her boyfriend and said, “Baby, I’m working on this puzzle and it’s really hard. Can you come and help me?” He asked what it looked like and she replied saying that there was a tiger on the box. The boyfriend was convinced to come over and help. She…

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

A blonde named Megan decides to go out for a ride in her new convertible. While she’s out driving she sees her best friend Christina, another blonde. She has a sign that reads “Vegas or Bust.” “Why are you leaving?” asked Megan. “Some guy came up to me and told me to get out of…

There was this blonde who had taken up golf for a long time. When she was ready to play, the 1st round she came back in 20 minutes and told the pro she was stung by a bee. He asked where. She said, “Between the first hole and the second hole.” He said, “Sounds like…

BLONDE #1: I found some jokes about us blondes online. They’re inaccurate! They make us look- BLONDE #2:Ugly? BLONDE #3:Fat? BLONDE #4:Lazy? BLONDE #5:Mean? BLONDE #1:No, stupidly funny.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tracks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”

A young blonde stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored…

One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car. “If I take them out of the car I lose them,” she reasoned. “Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?” the husband countered. “Oh that’s okay,” the wife chirped happily, “I keep a…

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question: “How many D’s are there in “INDIANA JONES?” The brunette thinks for a…

A blond, brunette, and redhead are talking. The blond asks the brunette, “Where did you get those hair streaks?” She answers, “Its natural.” The brunette asks the redhead the same question. “Its natural.” she answers. The redhead and brunette ask the blond, “How did you get that green streak in your hair?” She answers, “Phhnnnggg,”…

A blonde walks into a hospital in slight discomfort. “Can I have a hot towel to put on my nose, please?” The nurse was curious and asked, “Why would you like a hot towel to put on your nose?” The blonde replies, “Well, I wanted to sniff some coke to see what the big deal…

A blonde went to the eye doctor one day. She complained to the doctor that she couldn’t see and was having a hard time driving because of this. He then told her that she would need glasses. The blond knowing that the glasses would cost a couple of hundred dollars decided to save her money…