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A blonde had twin girls – she called them Kate and Duplicate. Then she had twin boys – she called them Pete and Repeat.

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. “I just got this amazing watch,” he tells her, “it can reads alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking.” “What does it say about me?” asked the blonde. “It says you want to sleep with me,” said…

There was once a blonde who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of her. She decided to do something about it. She sat back and thought about it. Suddenly she thought – “I have never seen anyone making fun of brunettes. So, if I start talking and behaving like them and…

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why is it good to have a blond in your car? ANSWER: You can park on places for disabled

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Copper is a brown-red color, correct? This is scientific evidence to back up blonde jokes!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard…

A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem Find X This was her answer i i i 14.6578i i X________ Here it is i i i i i_________ 12.76

So there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were running from the police but all they could find was a barn. They were in a hurry to hide so the brunette hid in the horse’s stable, the redhead hid in a tree, and the blonde hid behind a few boxes of…

A blond was stuck on an island. She could not get off, but there was an interesting structure on the island that intrigued her. It was a building with a small hole running through the bottom of it, and a bit away from it was a small hole, about five inches in diameter. She realized…

A blonde is on the road when suddenly she gets a phonecall from her friend: “Watch out! I heard on the radio that some lunatic is going against traffic!” So the blonde says, “Only one? They all are!”

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked in the box of cheerios? A: Oh look, donut seeds!