blonde

  • Razors

    A couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant, having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her hand down on the table. She angrily tells them that she can take a blonde joke as well as the next person, but it isn’t nice to keep bashing…

  • Best Kept Secret

    At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. ‘No woman,’ said one man, scornfully, ‘can keep a secret.’ ‘I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.’ ‘You’ll let it out some day,’ the…

  • Dumb

    Blonds are so dumb. I’m lucky my hair is yellow.

  • A Blonde was Playing…

    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”

  • Car Trouble

    What does it mean when a blonde is saying, “yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no?” She’s testing if her brunette friend’s turn signal is working!

  • Alligator Shoes

    A blonde was out shopping in Lousiana when she saw a beautiful pair of shoes made from genuine alligator skin. She goes into the store and asks the price. The shopkeeper says, “$1000” The blonde not having that kind of money tried to haggle with the store’s owner, until the owner finally got fed up…

  • 99 Blonds and 1 Brunette

    There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still going down so they dropped the floor. So they are hanging by their hands from…

  • Peroxide Blond

    Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

  • Two Headed Monster

    – What does a blond say to a two headed monster ? – Hello ! Hello !

  • Match

    A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ”What for? Are you going to set it on fire?”

  • Red Ears

    A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh Dear!” the…

  • Haircut

    A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off. The hairdresser tried to slip them off to cut her hair but the blonde just screamed “NO, DONT DO IT!” In a few minutes the blonde fell asleep from all the…