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Upon realizing that we both had the same middle name, I told the blond, “Hey we have the same middle name!” She replied, “Really? What’s yours?”

TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year.…

A blonde went to her regular plastic surgion one day. When she walked in, he said to her, “What more can I do for you? I have changed your every part of your joke that you could think of! I even did your ears!” She replied, “Well, this is kind of embarrasing for me say…

Q.) What does a blond think a leprechaun is? A.) An elf. But she only sees it when it’s near the holidays and has drunk an Irish drink. Even though her parents keep telling her they aren’t real…

A blonde is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?” The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute…” The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

CNN gets news that 100 blonds are killed in a train accident at Marylebone station. Only one blond left alive. The correspondent goes to her and asks, “Miss, how did it happen?” Blond: “Oh don’t ask about it. All were right as long as all were waiting on the platform for the train. Then came…

Why did the blond make a square pie? Because Pi(r) squared!

Did you hear about the blonde who went shopping for lip-gloss just so she could pass the make-up exam?

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend asked, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “HellOOOooo,” answered the blonde. “They’re watch dogs.”

A Blonde explains to another blonde friend: “I failed the driving test. I entered the circle-way and the sign said “30” so I drove 30 times around.” And the other one says: “You probably counted wrong.”