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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not…

All the boys and girls in Mrs. Dovers class are drawing. Mrs. Dover came over to Tommy and said, “What picture are you drawing?” Tommy said, “A cow eating grass.” “Ok, where’s the grass?” “The cow ate it all.” “Ok, where’s the cow?” “He went to go look for more grass.”

There were two blondes who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, “I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”

Why didn’t the blonde go on the amusement park ride? Because he was too tall.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! Why did the blonde die in the helecopter crash? She got cold so she turned off the fan! How did the blonde die ice fishing? She got ran over by the zamboni machine! ( Zambonis make the ice on skating rinks) How did the…

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work together in an office building. Their female boss always leaves work early. So one day the brunette says, “Lets skip out early today. No one will notice.” So they all leave work early. The brunette goes to a movie, and the redhead goes to a few…

My brother and I were sitting at the computer reading the daily teaser from the past week. I read the last one (April 30th 2006) and my sister(who is a blonde) walks in to get a drink. I’m reading a line that says:”But, madam!”, replied the bellman, and my sister walks up behind me and…

Q: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree? A: Wave to her

A blond goes into a pizza shop for a snack. She orders, “May I have a veggie pizza slice with all the works?” The worker says, “That would be our combo pizza.” The blond says, “No, thanks. I’ll stay with the veggie slice.”

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the…