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Paper Over the Cracks
in JokesA blonde goes into a newsagent’s office and asks for her usual paper. The newsagent says, “Did you know your paper is going to cost more from tomorrow?” “In that case, I’d better buy ten more of today’s!”
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Busy But Stupid 2
in Jokes– How to keep a blonde busy? – Tie up both sides of a rope together. Give the tied rope to the blonde and tell her to find the end.
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Ice Cream Flavors
in JokesThe young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, “What kinds of ice cream do you have?” “Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry,” the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue. “Do you have laryngitis?” the young man asked sympathetically. “Nope,” she whispered, “just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.”
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3 Drunks and a Blond
in JokesThis story is true. I heard my brother tell it to my cousins when we went out spotlighting. Well my brother and 2 of his friends were drunk. One of my brothers friends were so drunk he passed out. I forget what he landed on, but the power went out. The blond comes screaming “What’s…
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Tracing Letters
in JokesA blonde and her friend were tracing their names from stencils to cut out. When they ran out of room, the blonde turned the paper over and said,”Hey, there’s lots more room on this side!”
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They are So Stupid
in JokesShe sent me a fax with a stamp on it. -She tripped over the cordless phone. -She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. -She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. -At the bottom of the application where is says “Sign here”, she wrote…
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5 Jokes (16)
in Jokes1 Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. 2 What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. 3 What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An air bag. 4 Did you hear about the…
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The Job
in JokesA blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A few days later, she came to a man who needed someone. “I’m here for the paint job”, the blonde said eagerly. “Alright. Take this paint and brush, and go…
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Blond and Grenades
in JokesWhat do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!