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What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An Air-Bag

1 What do blondes and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. 2 What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? She peed on her corn flakes. 3 What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone…

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head on an island and they were almost starving. In the end the brunette decided she would rather die trying to get back to land, which looked about 20 miles away, than stay on the island and starve. So she started swimmming and got about 10…

A blonde went to see her doctor for her annual checkup so the doctor gave her the once over. At the end of the checkup he shone a light in her ear to have a look; amazed, he shook his head and walked away. See below what the doctor had seen. A big sign SPACE…

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away. “What did you do that for?” he asked her. “I’m…

A scientist is researching storms, so he goes out to find one. He takes his blonde assistant to help him find one. They drive for miles until they come to some plains. They stop the car and the scientist tells the blonde to look out for tornados. After a few minutes, a cow flies past…

Q: What’s the difference between a blond and a toothbrush? A: You don’t lend a toothbrush to your best friend.

Santa Claus, a Boy Scout, and a smart blonde jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The Boy Scout, because the other two don’t exist.

Why did the blonde dance in front of the traffic light? Because she thought she was in a disco.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were on the run from a cop after stealing from a shop. They decided to hide in some trees. The cop passes by the trees, and he knocks the tree that the redhead was in. She said “squawk, squawk, squawk”. So the cop said “Oh, it’s just a…

There was a blond walking down the street, and she saw an empty coke can on the floor. So she picked it up and handed it to lost property.