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A brunette on a river bank sees a blonde on the far shore and yells to her: “How do I get to the other side of the river?” And the blonde yells back “You’re ON the other side.”

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.” The second blonde said, “Let me look!” The first blonde handed her the compact. The second blonde looked in the…

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? -It doesn’t show the dirt Who makes all the bras for brunettes? -Fisher-Price. Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes? -The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable. Why are most brunettes flat-chested? -It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts. Why are brunettes so proud…

Two blondes are filling up at a gas station. The first one says to the other, “I bet these awful gas prices are going even higher”. The second replies, “It won’t affect me. I always buy exactly $10 worth”.

Did you hear about the smart blonde? Neither did I!

Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert? She needed a map. Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert? If it got hot she could roll the window down. How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash? It was getting hot so I turned the ceiling fan off. What is…

Why did the blonde bury her walkman? Because the batteries were dead.

Can you tell if this lady is blonde? After placing an order in the drive-thru, the lady came on the speaker and asked: “Is that for here, or to go?”

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not…

All the boys and girls in Mrs. Dovers class are drawing. Mrs. Dover came over to Tommy and said, “What picture are you drawing?” Tommy said, “A cow eating grass.” “Ok, where’s the grass?” “The cow ate it all.” “Ok, where’s the cow?” “He went to go look for more grass.”

There were two blondes who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, “I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”

Why didn’t the blonde go on the amusement park ride? Because he was too tall.