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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! Why did the blonde die in the helecopter crash? She got cold so she turned off the fan! How did the blonde die ice fishing? She got ran over by the zamboni machine! ( Zambonis make the ice on skating rinks) How did the…

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work together in an office building. Their female boss always leaves work early. So one day the brunette says, “Lets skip out early today. No one will notice.” So they all leave work early. The brunette goes to a movie, and the redhead goes to a few…

My brother and I were sitting at the computer reading the daily teaser from the past week. I read the last one (April 30th 2006) and my sister(who is a blonde) walks in to get a drink. I’m reading a line that says:”But, madam!”, replied the bellman, and my sister walks up behind me and…

Q: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree? A: Wave to her

A blond goes into a pizza shop for a snack. She orders, “May I have a veggie pizza slice with all the works?” The worker says, “That would be our combo pizza.” The blond says, “No, thanks. I’ll stay with the veggie slice.”

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the…

What do you call it when you hear Vrrrrm.ERT.Vrmmm.Ert? Answer: A Blond at A Blinking Red Light.

A blond was seen walking in a local mall wearing nothing but shoes, a shirt and nothing else.’ When security stopped her and asked her what she thought she was doing, She replied, “I saw a sign that said take half off and save money.”

The university’s gymnasium hallway displayed basketball team pictures from the past forty years. In every photo, one player, sitting front row center, held a basketball identifying the year of the team: 94-95, 95-96, 96-97, 97-98, etc. One day, a senior on the basketball team noticed a cute, blonde freshman cheerleader staring curiously at the photos.…

Mrs. Blondie, do swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you, god? Yes I do. ———————————————————— Q. Mrs. Blondie did you ever stay all night with this man in California? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man…