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A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box…

Why did the blond have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs!

A redhead, brunette and a blonde went to the doctor. As they sat in the waiting room, the redhead got bored and went to the small fishbowl in the middle of the room where a goldfish swam around happily. The redhead stared at the goldfish and the fish also stared back. After 1 minute, the…

What did the blond name his pet zebra? Spot!

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep her legs closed

“Hey, you! Pull over!” shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars for speeding. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her checkbook, should learn of the incident. Then inspiration struck and she marked the check stub, “One pullover, $25.”

We all know that Hilary Duff dyed her hair blonde, but the turning point when she actually BECAME a blonde was in a song she wrote. It was the following: “When the light is off then it isn’t on.” From the song “So Yesterday.”

1 What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A know-it-all bitch. 2 I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn’t know how to cook them. 3 Did you hear about the blonde who was M.D. (mentallY deficient) 4 Why is it okay for blondes…

A blond and her friends went to a bank to rob it. The blond’s job was to get the code for the vault they wanted to rob. Finally, the blond came back to the vault and began punching in numbers. Each time she typed in a number it beeped a different sound. A friend asked,…

A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole…

The beautiful, vain blonde was visiting Las Vegas for the first time. She approached the roulette wheel, but it looked very confusing. “How should I bet?” she asked the man standing beside her. “Try betting your age,” he suggested. So the blonde put $500 on the number 32. The ball landed on 36, and the…

There was a blonde that was chopping at a tree near the neighbor’s house. Suddenly it fell over and hit the neighbor’s house. The neighbor came out and said, “You just crashed a tree on our house!” The blonde replied, “Well, since it’s an hour house, it’ll be gone in 60 minutes.”