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A blonde is taking an interview, and the examiner is asking some general questions. “What is the boiling temperature of water?” “I am not sure.” “Miss, either you know it or you don’t know it.” “No, I am still not sure.” “The boiling temperature of water is 100 degrees!” “Ok, so it’s the right angle…

How do a blond’s braincells die? Alone.

What’s worse than a brunette building a fire under water? A blonde trying to put it out.

A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in another dollar, pushed a different button and an iced tea came out. The blonde kept doing this, until the man behind her became impatient. “Excuse me, can I just…

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: She was afraid she might get hearing aids.

A blonde’s son was playing catch with his friend. The blonde was working in the yard, planting flowers and such. Her son was throwing the baseball back and forth with his friend when he suddenly smiled. He threw the baseball straight at his blonde mom, and yelled, “Think Fast!!!” so the blonde said silently to…

How long does it take a blond to change a lightbulb? They never change it, by the time they’ve realized that it’s broken, the world would of ended.

One blond to another: “The electicity break down was terrible. I was stuck in the lift for 2 hours.” The other blond: “That’s nothing, I stood on the elevator for 6 hours!!!

Why did 3 blonds jump off the building? To see if their maxi-pads had wings!

Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One blonde said to her friend, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.” The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same blonde asked her friend, “Did you…

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special — $99!” So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.” The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then…