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Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a car down to a bank they’re going to rob. “Drive slower” pleads the blonde in the passenger seat, “I don’t want all the nitro in the boot to explode.” “Relax,” the driver replies, “even if it did, I’ve got a spare box under the…

A blond got a new job cutting down trees. On the first day her boss handed her a chainsaw and said, “Now you have to go into that forest and cut down as many trees as possible using that chain saw. Please be careful with it and also please remember that the minimum is 6…

How would you drown a blond? Put a mirror at the bottom of the swimming pool

There were three babys – a blond, a redhead, and a brunet. They were fighting over who’s mommy had the best bra. The first baby says “My mom has a foam bra.” The second says “My mom has gel straps.” The blond baby says “Well, the tag on my moms bra says double D.” The…

19. How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? Shine a torch in her ears. 20. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. 21. How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s white-out on the screen. How can you tell if another…

What is a blonde’s mating call? NEXT!!!!!!!!

Why does the blond take off the doors from the bathroom when she is having a wash? ANSWER: So no one would look through the keyhole.

Why didn’t the blonde make the gymnastics team? When they asked for a cartwheel, she stole a tire from the hot dog vendor.

A blonde’s boyfriend, planning to stop at the bakery says, “I’m going to go pick up a blondie. I want a smoking hot fresh one.” The blonde replies, “Well, then we’re over. Go ahead and get a new girlfriend. A nice blondie!”

1) What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in? “Have another beer.” 2) What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? The blonde works in the dark! 3) How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll down… Scroll up… 4) So a blonde is walking down the…

A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?’ A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next…

Q: Why don’t blond chicks date blond guys? A: To avoid inbreeding.