blonde

1 What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A Space Invader. 2 What’s a blondes’ favorite rock group? Air Supply. 3 What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head. 4 Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on…

One day, 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, “A tan for 2 please!” The cashier said, “Ok,” filled out a form for them and asked, “are you two sisters?” They chuckled and replied, “No, we aren’t even Catholic.”

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all about to jump off a cliff. As they jumped, they would yell the name of what they wanted to turn into. The redhead went first. She yelled, “Hawk!” and she turned into a hawk and flew away. The brunette went next. She yelled, “Butterfly!” and she…

Three women a brunette, a woman with jet black hair, and a blonde were pregnant and at the doctors’ office to find out the sex of their babies. The nurse called for the brunette and she went into the office. She came out very happy and said, “My husband and I had sex standing up…

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

A brunette was walking down the middle of the street, saying “34…34…34” over and over again. A blonde stopped her and asked why she was doing that. “Oh, it’s great fun,” replied the brunette. “You should try it”. So the blonde walked down the street repeating “34…34…34…” when all of a sudden a car sped…

What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

One day a blond and a redhead were talking on the phone. Blonde:My doctor told me I have to lose about ten pounds. Redhead:Oh really? Do you know what you going to do? Blonde: No not at all… hey you lost wieght recently. How did you do it? Redhead: I used the special K diet…

There were four blondes sitting on the bank of a river, each with a fishing pole intently concentrating on the task at hand. A Game Warden drove by and saw the four women fishing and decided to check for the proper fishing licenses and equipment. He approached the women and told them he needed to…

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

One day, a six year old blonde came up to her mother and said: “When I grow up, I want to be a Hillary Duff, she’s amazing!” lol, only a blonde would say that.

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