blonde

There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I can’t believe she smokes weed” They comfort her,…

One day, a blonde decided to build a brick wall, so she went to a home depot. While a worker was walking down an aisle, he saw the blonde walking around in circles looking confused, so he went over and asked her what she wanted to make. She answered that she wanted to make a…

How do you keep a blonde busy on a rainy day? Tell her to touch the rainbow.

A young brunette used to always wonder why her blonde best friend would get A’s on all her tests and the brunette would get A-‘s. She thought that was a little weird, so one day she asked her friend why she got better grades, and her friend said that she just copied the answers out…

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Put something shiny on the bottom of a pool.

My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, “Honey, I have some really great news for…

One night a bartender who was working at a local joint was very drunk. His fiancee left him a long time ago and he was very desperate so he started using alcohol as a substitute. A little later that night a blond walked in late at night and sat down. The blond was cute young…

The blonde arrived at work, looking very bleary-eyed and tired. “What’s wrong with you?” asked her friend. “I was up half the night,” came the reply. “And why was that?” “I was waiting for the cat to come home, so I could put her out for the night.”

The phone call… A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?” And his lovely wife replies, “I…

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They have spelt MACY’S wrong!”

Why did the blond cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.

Did you hear about the sailor who died, and wanted to be buried at sea by his 5 blonde daughters? His daughters all drowned digging the grave.