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The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods, hunting together when suddenly a beautiful blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude! “Would I love to eat that?” “Oui, oui!” The Frenchman said, smacking his lips. So the Italian shot her.

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? Thank you for the refill.

A man is up on stage telling blonde jokes, and the crowd is eating them up. Suddenly a blonde steps up in the back and starts cursing the man because of him telling the derogatory jokes. To stop him, he offers her the deal of her answering 5 multiple-choice questions. If she can answer them…

On the eve of the First Boer War, thousands of blondes lined the streets campaigning for animal rights. ‘If it’s illegal for human women, it’s gotta be the same for swine,’ said one activist.

What do you get when two blonds fight? A Stupid Fight.

Did you hear about the blonde that… Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said “2 to 4 years” Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. When asked what…

A famous blonde actress and her husband are going to meet an American. However, her husband has forgotten the young man’s name. Later, the young man asks for an autograph. She asks, trying to find his name out, “How do you spell your name?” Upon hearing this, he said,”B-E-N A long time ago when I…

1 Why cant blondes make ice cubes? Because they dont have the recipe! 2 Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road, and the sign said Disneyland left. So they turned around and went home. 3 How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the…

There’s a man with three daughters. The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says “Daddy why’d you name me Daisy” the dad says” ’cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head.” The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says “Daddy why’d you name me Rose” the dad says “’cause when you…

A guy asks a young blonde woman he’s just slept with, “Am I the first guy you ever made love to?” The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, “You might be. Your face looks familiar.”

3 Hints to arguing with blondes: 1.) Use small easy to understand words. 2.) Keep your sentences short and to the point. 3.) Use, what I like to call, “Blonde logic” aka logic that only makes sense to them or on occasion other blondes.

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can…