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A blond and her friends went to a bank to rob it. The blond’s job was to get the code for the vault they wanted to rob. Finally, the blond came back to the vault and began punching in numbers. Each time she typed in a number it beeped a different sound. A friend asked,…

A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole…

The beautiful, vain blonde was visiting Las Vegas for the first time. She approached the roulette wheel, but it looked very confusing. “How should I bet?” she asked the man standing beside her. “Try betting your age,” he suggested. So the blonde put $500 on the number 32. The ball landed on 36, and the…

There was a blonde that was chopping at a tree near the neighbor’s house. Suddenly it fell over and hit the neighbor’s house. The neighbor came out and said, “You just crashed a tree on our house!” The blonde replied, “Well, since it’s an hour house, it’ll be gone in 60 minutes.”

A blonde is taking an interview, and the examiner is asking some general questions. “What is the boiling temperature of water?” “I am not sure.” “Miss, either you know it or you don’t know it.” “No, I am still not sure.” “The boiling temperature of water is 100 degrees!” “Ok, so it’s the right angle…

How do a blond’s braincells die? Alone.

What’s worse than a brunette building a fire under water? A blonde trying to put it out.

A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in another dollar, pushed a different button and an iced tea came out. The blonde kept doing this, until the man behind her became impatient. “Excuse me, can I just…

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: She was afraid she might get hearing aids.

A blonde’s son was playing catch with his friend. The blonde was working in the yard, planting flowers and such. Her son was throwing the baseball back and forth with his friend when he suddenly smiled. He threw the baseball straight at his blonde mom, and yelled, “Think Fast!!!” so the blonde said silently to…

How long does it take a blond to change a lightbulb? They never change it, by the time they’ve realized that it’s broken, the world would of ended.

One blond to another: “The electicity break down was terrible. I was stuck in the lift for 2 hours.” The other blond: “That’s nothing, I stood on the elevator for 6 hours!!!