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Why did 3 blonds jump off the building? To see if their maxi-pads had wings!

Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One blonde said to her friend, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.” The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same blonde asked her friend, “Did you…

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special — $99!” So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.” The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then…

How can you tell the difference between a blonde and a red head? Hair color.

Q: How can you find a blonde in a submarine? A: Simple, she would be the only one with a parachute on!

How can you tell if a blonde has been in your fridge? There is lipstick on the cucumber

Did you hear about the blonde who ran for president? She got tired after 2 miles and dropped out of the running.

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her. “Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?” “No, Silly!”…

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.” “I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t you go home for the…

A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife, a blonde, to give me a hand starting the car. I told her to…

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. They began walking, when the redhead turns to the brunette and says,” Why did you bring the food?” She replies, ”…