blonde

Name:_________ 1. Finish this pattern: a,_,c,d,e,f (hint, B) 2. If you are standing, what are you doing? (hint, standing) 3. Finish the sentence: I am a blond______ 4. Explain Einstein’s theory, or spell cat 5. Are you writing with a pen/pencil or a tissue? (hint pen/pencil) 6. Spell the word chicken

A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So… what was the scenery like? Blonde: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened? Blonde: Well that’s the weird…

1) How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it! 2) How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff! 3) How does a blonde lose 5 pounds? She takes off her make up! 4) Why does a blonde wash her hair in the sink? Because thats where you wash…

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the window. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker ignores her and proceeds…

Q: How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A: 101, one to hold the lightbulb and 100 to spin the house!

One weekend, a couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow! Please move your car to the even numbered side of the street so that the street sweepers can come through!” So the wife goes out and moves her car. The next weekend, the couple were having…

How does a stereotypical blonde spell “farm”? E-I-E-I-O

A blonde is eating out at a very fancy restaurant with her family. Right then she sees an ice carving of a dolphin by the wall. She says to the waiter, “I love that ice carving, but what do you do with it when it melts?”

How do you plant dope? Bury a blond.

3 blondes caught a goldfish, and the fish said if they let her go she will grant them one wish each. The first blonde said: “I want to be smart.” The second said: “I want to be smarter than her,” and the third said: “I want to be the smartest.” In the morning they woke…

On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”. By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

A blonde laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told, When the joke is explained, And 5 days later, when she gets it.