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1 Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn’t feel left out 2 Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt 3 Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. 4 What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. 5 What do…

A man walks in to an auto store and asks the blonde cashier where the turtle wax is. The blonde says,”I’m sorry sir, but we don’t sell pet supplies.”

One day a man is up on his soap box telling blonde jokes. A large crowd has gathered around him and are laughing hysterically at every line, most of which he probably took off of this website. A blonde walks up to him and starts yelling at him, “You know, not all blondes are as…

If you’re on a plane going to California and you’re stuck in an aisle seat how do you trick a blonde into giving you her window seat? Tell her only the aisle seats are going to California.

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A. More leg-room! Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators? A. They chip their teeth. Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A. Fertilized. Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? A. More headroom. Q. Why is a blonde like a…

A trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right in front of him almost making him get run off the road. Enraged the trucker sped up and overtook the blonde then forced her to slow down. When the…

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn’t done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts…

A blonde boards a flight going to New York and sits in first class. A flight attendant asks to see her ticket. It’s a coach ticket. The flight attendant politely asks her to move. “I can do what eva I want! I’m a blonde.” says the blonde. The flight attendant tells one of the other…

What do railroad tracks and blondes have in common? They are both laid all over America!

Why is it so hard to make a blond snowman??? Because you have to hollow out its head!!!!!

A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap. All the clerks look at each other, and one says, “What’s a seven-ten cap?” She says, “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new one.” “What kind of a car…

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it!