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A blonde’s boyfriend, planning to stop at the bakery says, “I’m going to go pick up a blondie. I want a smoking hot fresh one.” The blonde replies, “Well, then we’re over. Go ahead and get a new girlfriend. A nice blondie!”

1) What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in? “Have another beer.” 2) What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? The blonde works in the dark! 3) How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll down… Scroll up… 4) So a blonde is walking down the…

A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?’ A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next…

Q: Why don’t blond chicks date blond guys? A: To avoid inbreeding.

A blond had a crazy idea one day to skip school, so she decided to try her luck. The day went by fine and she had a good day at the mall. A few days later, she gets a note saying she has to go to the office to talk about the day she was…

On a nightly stroll a blonde came across an office building. A sign said, “Press bell for Watchman.” She presses it and hears an old man coming down the stairs. He turns on the light, unlocks the gate, and shuts off the security system. When he asked what the blonde wanted, she replied, “Why can’t…

Years ago when I was working at Customer Service for a gardening company, I came across this tale. It is completely true! A lady came in looking for a soaker hose (a hose that drips water into the soil every few minutes) I helped her find it, but soon, she came back with a complaint.…

Q. How do you keep a blond from whistling while she is skydiving? A. Make sure she wears underwear.

– How to make a blond busy ? – Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner.

Maths teacher asks a blonde girl what comes after 69?” Essex girl replies “you wash your face and rinse your mouth DUH…!”

Why should you never ask a blonde to make ice cubes for you? She’ll never remember the recipe.

How do blonde brain cells die? Unused…