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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” What on earth do you mean???” Well, I…

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, “Now, do you remember what the plan is?”…

Blond College Exam HINT: this is an exam 1.Spell yes 2.spell no 3. what is 0-0 ANSWER:0 4. answer yes to this question 5. are you human 6. what did you answer #4 HINT: #=number 7. what number is this 8. is this an exam a):yes b);yes 9. spell your name 10. leave this one…

A blond man, Mark, was going to France over the summer. So he asked the advice of his friend, who had been to Paris last year. “Oh!” his friend said, “The food in France is fabulous! Be sure to ask about their frog legs.” “FROG legs? Really?” Mark couldn’t believe it. “Yeah. It seems strange,…

How do you keep a blond busy? Write “please turn over” on both sides of a paper!

Two blondes were starting a round of golf together. On the first tee, the first blonde smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway. With a smile, she picked up the tee and walked to the cart. The second blonde cranked another good drive down the center of the fairway. Pleased, she hopped…

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for drive-through customers only!”

One day there was a blonde, brunette, and a red-head. (How often do ya hear that? A lot!) The brunette said, “Wanna go out for a bite?” “Sure,” said the blonde. A guy walked down the street and the blonde said, “I call him!” The blonde went and got him to bite her. “Why did…

Q.) How does a blonde make a stainless ink pen? A.) She doesn’t put ink in it.

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Did you hear the one about the blond Think Tank? Once they got it got started, it drove through three houses and a convienence store before they figured out how to stop it.

Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning strikes? A: They think they’re getting their photo taken.