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One day a blonde named Sharon was sitting at her till at the supermarket. Suddenly, she had an idea that would change the world forever. She had invented mind-mail! She called over her boss and told him. He was astonished and said, “Go on then, send me a mail through your mind!” She did as…

One day someone knocks on a blonde’s door. She asks: “Who is it?” and the person answers: “It’s me!” Then the blonde wonders, “Me?!?!?!”

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? She has her tampon behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!

A blonde goes to the store and gets a box of almonds. As she is allergic to nuts, she asks a clerk at the counter, “Does this contain nut ingredients?”

Q: How can you tell when a blonde has been driving your car? A: There is lipstick on the steering wheel from her blowing the horn.

What’s the difference between a blonde and the internet? Not everyone has been on the internet!

1 Why don’t blondes eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper. 2 Why don’t blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth. 3 Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show. 4 Why don’t a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands? The vacuum in her head…

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?” “Not for me. I’ll be spending the…

A blonde and her friends at a military camp had been taken out to play a game of paintball. Her team all bundle into their trench and prepare for the game. Suddenly, the whistle blows to signal the start of the game and the group-leader shouts, “Fire at will!” As the rest of the blonde’s…

What do you call a smart blond? An Endangered species

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: Fourth grade.

Q) What does a blond say when she comes out of a lesbian bar? A) Wow, those people sure were friendly!