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Blonds are so dumb. I’m lucky my hair is yellow.

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”

What does it mean when a blonde is saying, “yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no?” She’s testing if her brunette friend’s turn signal is working!

A blonde was out shopping in Lousiana when she saw a beautiful pair of shoes made from genuine alligator skin. She goes into the store and asks the price. The shopkeeper says, “$1000” The blonde not having that kind of money tried to haggle with the store’s owner, until the owner finally got fed up…

There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still going down so they dropped the floor. So they are hanging by their hands from…

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

– What does a blond say to a two headed monster ? – Hello ! Hello !

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ”What for? Are you going to set it on fire?”

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh Dear!” the…

A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off. The hairdresser tried to slip them off to cut her hair but the blonde just screamed “NO, DONT DO IT!” In a few minutes the blonde fell asleep from all the…

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in a red ferari speeding down a country road being chased by a squad car. They try to lose him by darting into a forest behind a farm. The trio ditch the car and decide to each hide in three burlap sacs on the ground. The…

1 How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. 2 What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. 3 Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? They don’t know the route. 4 Have you heard what…