blonde

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. Their both empty from the neck up. Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A. A blow job with handlebars. Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? A. A golden retriever. Q. What do you call a blonde…

A blonde mother runs her own daycare business. She has two of her own kids and has about 15 kids in her daycare. One day the blonde takes the children to the park to play, when a brunette walks up and notices the blonde and her daycare kids. She goes to the blonde and asks…

Blonde jokes started when a brunette and a red head had to much time on their hands, because a blond was out with their boyfriends.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.” * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical…

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner. How does a blonde confuse you? When she comes out and says she found it.

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A: To draw blood.

A blond finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do in his exam; he replied, “Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought … and at last I wrote THUNK!”

She Was So Blonde She told someone to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: “I’m drunk!”

What do you call a movie about a man trying to make a blond smart? Mission Impossible

Q: How does a blonde moon walk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

“How come you’re late?” asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door. “It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street. He’d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was…