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A blond and a red-head were planning to go to an amusement park. When they got to the park the blond asks, “who will pay, You or me?”. So the red-head says, “I’ll tell you what, you’ll pay for entrance, and I’ll pay for all the rides.” (The rides don’t cost anything at all!)

A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells…

How does a blond turn the light on after sex? ANSWER: She opens the car door.

How many blondes does it takes to screw in a lightbulb? three: one to unscrew it one to buy a new lightbulb one to call her boyfriend to screw it back in.

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it said, ”Sorry, try again.”

Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they’ll have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?” Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, the…

There were three blondes in the forest and they saw some tracks. The first blonde said, “Look, bear tracks.” The second blonde said, “No, stupid, those are wolf tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are rabbit tracks.” Then the train came and ran them all over.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

One day a blonde and her brunette friend were listening to music together. The brunette had a few songs the blonde loved and so the brunette offered to burn a CD for her friend. “No, no,” the blonde said, “I can burn my own CD” so the brunette lent the blonde the CD and they…

What’s the blonde cheer? I’m blonde, I’m blonde,I’m B.L.O.N…..uh,oh well…I’m blonde, I’m blonde,I’m… yeah, yeah,yeah…

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their feet.

A blonde bought a new car that has a computer which can fix the car when anything happens. So she went and blew the engine and the computer said, “In the name of the manufacturer, get fixed,” and it was fixed. Then she broke the window and the computer said, “In the name of the…