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A blonde laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told, When the joke is explained, And 5 days later, when she gets it.

There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all the states and capitals. That night when he got home he…

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were swimming the breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says “Not to be a sore loser or anything, but I think the other girls were using their hands.”.

Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down.…

A Blonde walks into an electronic store. A saleswoman goes up to him and introduces a washing machine. Saleswoman: Sir, this machine in gurantee to do half of all your laundry. Blonde: That’s nice, I’ll take two.

Once there was a blond, a red head, and a brunette. They had to tell a joke in order not to go to hell. So the red head goes first: “What do you call a boy going to jail? A Micheal Jackson lover.” (not that funny) So she goes to hell. Then the burnette says:…

Why do blondes climb chain-link fences? To see what’s on the other side.

Do you know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing!

At a recent PETA meeting, some members were discussing people they had seen wearing fur coats. Joan, a redhead, said, “Yesterday I saw a man wearing a fur coat and I wanted to yell at him about the cruelness of that coat!” Jack, a brown haired man, said, “I saw a woman wearing a fur…

Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout. Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook this trip, Johnnie was…

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from his store on a regular basis and would like some…

I always wondered why there are so many blond jokes,but no brunettes. I asked a brunette friend of mine. “Why do you think there are no brunette jokes?” I asked her. “Well,that’s a given. Blonds are too stupid to make them up.”