children

Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you copying the test from your friend. Student: I hope you didn’t either

Phillip’s teacher asks him, “Can you name the Great Lakes?” Phillip, always fast with an answer, pipes up with, “I don’t need to. They’ve already been named.”

Little Johnny: Hey dad, are bugs good to eat? Dad: Son, let’s not talk about that at the dinner table, okay? Little Johnny and his dad were talking after dinner… Dad: So what did you want to say about bugs? Little Johnny: Oh, nothing. There was one in your soup, but it’s gone now!

Little Jimmy, Little Billy, and Jimmy’s father were at an Art Museum. Little Jimmy was looking at a picture of someone in a carriage being pulled by a horse. Little Jimmy brought his father over to look at the picture, and he asked his father, “Daddy, what is this?” His dad replied, “Why, that is…

A priest was walking down the street when he saw a little boy jumping up and down to try to reach a doorbell. So the priest walked over and pressed the button for the youngster. “And now what, my little man?” he asked. “Now,” said the boy, “run like hell!”

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit’s end as to what to…

In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it in front of the apples. The note read: “Take only one, God is watching.” Further down the cafeteria line…

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers…

How do the kids of dentists get around the neighborhood? On Molar-Skates

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

James came to school late. TEACHER: James, why are you late? JAMES: I had to take the cow to the bull to mate. TEACHER: Couldn’t your father do that? JAMES: No, I think it’s better for the bull to do it.

3 year old kid: “Guess what? Daddy got you a pway-station!” 7 year old kid: “Really??!! Where is it?” 3 year old: “It’s in p-one mile!”