children
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The Abc Accident
in JokesOne day a little boy was at kindergarten. The teacher told the class their homework was to find the first five letters of the alphabet. When the little boy got home he went to his older brother who was playing video games. “Big brother whats the first letter of the alphabet?”. His big brother then…
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Someones Trousers
in JokesTeacher: If you found five pence in one pocket and ten pence in the other,what would you have? Willy: Somejoke else’s trousers.
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Out of the Mouths of Babes
in JokesSome of the replies given by a group of five to seven year olds from New York State who were asked, “How are babies made?” “Mom makes babies with Dr. Roberts. I dunno how they do it.” “If a man and a woman love each other very, very much, the woman will grow a baby…
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The Man of the House
in JokesBefore he left on a business trip, the father took his young son aside. “Terence, I’m trusting you to take care of the family while I’m gone. You’re going to be the man of the house.” Comprehending the gravity of the situation, Terence replied soberly, “In that case, I’m gonna need the remote.”
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Little Johnny
in JokesAt Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said, “Johnny,…
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Ohh I Need a Bike.
in JokesA few months after his parents were divorced, Nick passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her joke and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When…
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Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
in JokesLittle johnny walked into a club where people were doing the macarena. He watched them for a while, and asked someone: “What are you guys doing? Searching for your wallets?”
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Ugly Faces
in JokesFinding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, “Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made ugly an face, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Bobby looked up and replied, “Well, Ms. Smith, you…
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Alphabet For Homework
in JokesOne day when Jimmy was at school, the teacher told him that for his homework he had to write out the first three letters of the alphabet. When he went home he was struggling so decided to ask his mum. His mum was in the kitchen cutting the salad when he asked her “Mum, what…
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10 Commandments of a Teenager
in Jokes1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection) 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can…
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The New Shoes
in JokesEach day when I would come home from work I would drop to my knees and ask my 4-year-old son if he wanted to box. I wanted him to learn how to protect himself, so we would spar around for a few minutes before supper. One day my wife and I took our son to…