children

Little Johnny was playing in the playground when he looks over and sees two teenagers having sex. He runs over to his mum who tells him that they are making ‘cupcakes’. He then goes on and continues playing. He then sees two 20 year olds getting naked in the sand box. He runs over to…

Little Johnny’s father says to him, “When you go back to your Mom’s tonight, give her this envelope. Tell her that since you are now 18 this is the LAST check she’ll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression her face.” “OK” replied Little Johnny. Later when Little…

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.” His son asked, “What happened to the flea?”

There once was a boy, whose parents was a cursed a lot. One time, while he was on a drive with his dad, a policeman pulled him over and gave him a ticket. “Bastard!” the father muttered afterwards. The boy asked, “What does ‘bastard’ mean?” The dad told him nervously, “It’s a slang word for…

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.” “No,…

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, “Paul has to go to the principal’s office.” “I wonder why,” the teacher mused. “Because he’s a following person,” Alice replied. “A what?” the teacher asked. “It came over the loudspeaker: ‘The following persons…

Stay with this – the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The grandma replied, “Well, let me think a…

An American supply teacher came to a Canadian class one day. She told the students that she was an American and she asked if anyone else in the room was an American. Even though not many people in the room were, everyone put up their hand not to be left out, except one girl. The…