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File description: This high school math exam gives you insight into life in a crime-filled society. City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam Name:____________________ Gang:________________________ 1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how…

A young man goes off to college, but about one-third of the way through the semester, he’s foolishly squandered the money his parents had given him. “Hmmmm,” he wonders. “How am I going to go about getting more dough?” Then he gets and idea and phones his father. “Dad, you won’t believe the wonders that…

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the…

1 Good Grades 2 Social life 3 Adequate Sleep. Pick Two Welcome to College…

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he arrived at classroom, he saw ten rods with platforms with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he…

For fainting: rub the person’s chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth. For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it. For nosebleed: put the nose…

A college student walks down the road when he sees a beggar on the side of the street. College Student (C) : Hey mister! whatsup! Beggar (B) : Yea how you doin’… C: So, how long have you’ve been a beggar? B: It’s about eight years now kid.. C: WOW! Thats long time.. how much…

In my college dorm we had one of those irritating type guys who was born with more money than most of us could ever dream of earning, and naturally we resented his Porsche, his boat, and the women who hung all over same. The guy went out of his way to remind us all about…

Mr. Smith: “So, Mr. Jones, how’s your son John?” Mr. Jones: “He’s at Harvard right now.” Mr. Smith: “Oh, really?! Well, congratulations! What’s he studying?” Mr. Jones: “Oh, he’s not studying anything. They’re studying him.”

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day…

A college student at a recent college football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand this: “You grew up in a different world,” the student said, loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. “Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has…

A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. Mom said, ‘Sure, sweetie. I’ll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?’ ‘Uh, oh yeah,…