college

A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. Mom said, ‘Sure, sweetie. I’ll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?’ ‘Uh, oh yeah,…

At the beginning of term, we were supposed to portray what we learned during holidays by acting in a play for the school. Here I was known as the best actress in class so I was given the role of a secondary student who goes out with a rich man’s reckless son. During the rehearsals,…

It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that…

Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?” “22,” Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked the problem on his calculator (he KNEW he should have taken it…

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair, in a well lit place, with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Check your email. 3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand. 4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate. 5. Check your email. 6. Stop off…

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

Teacher:Can anyone tell me what a shamrock is? Jimmy:It’s a fake diamond,Miss. ————————————————————– What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table. ————————————————————– ‘Why are you crying, Amanda?’asked the teacher. ‘Cos Jenny’s broken my new doll, Miss,’ she cried. ‘How did she do that?’ ‘I hit her on the head with it.’…

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A candidate brought dice into the examination hall for MCQ. He started tossing the dice to select his answers. The superintendent just gave a glimpse at this candidate, as he passed by, as it is common to have students trying their luck. Very soon the candidate finished his whole paper and slept on his table.…

Having just graduated from Harvard, the young man was very excited thinking about his future. Getting into a taxi, the driver says to him, “How are you on this beautiful, sunny day?” “I’m the class of 2006. I just graduated from Harvard and I’m very excited about getting out there and seeing what the world…

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Dear son, Good luck with your exams tomorrow. I always think that it’s best to stay up partying all of the night before an exam. Exam rooms are always a good place to catch up on sleep, because they’re silent, and there’s nothing to do in them anyway. Love, Dad