college
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Just Do It
in JokesA class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. “Justin,” he asked, “which company has the slogan, ‘come fly the friendly skies’?” Justin answered the correct airline. “Sandra, can you tell me which company has the slogan, “Don’t leave home without it?” Sandra…
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Good To Know
in JokesThe dean of a women’s college, addressing her charges, concluded, “…and remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. When approached by young men, ask yourself: Is an hour’s pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace? Now, are there any questions?” A young lady immediately raised her hand and…
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School Teacher
in JokesThe tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. “Well, we’re a mighty crowded, since there’s already someone in the spare room” replied the farmer. “But I guess you can stay if you don’t mind sharing the bed…
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Signs You’ve Been Partying Too Much
in Jokes1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags under your eyes over your head. 2. When the professor calls out your name during attendance, you rhythmically cry out “In da’ house!” 3. Your dirty laundry has become the closest thing to wall-to-wall carpeting. 4. Every study group you join gets fed up with…
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Latin Class
in JokesTo help students remember the word for “wear” in Latin, the professor used the phrase: semper ubi, sub ubi Translation: Always wear under wear.
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‘Twas the Night Before Finals
in Jokes‘Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last-minute knowledge. Out in the taverns, A few were still drinking, And hoping that liquor Would loosen their thinking. In my own room, I had been pacing, And dreading exams I soon would be facing. My roommate was speechless, His…
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Over Qualified
in JokesA young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep the entire store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I…
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Stress Relief
in JokesIt was late in the evening and I was studying in the university library’s reading room. It was in the middle of final exams, so the library was a hectic place with students milling around everywhere. I was sitting at my desk with my pile of books and felt the need for a nap before…
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You Know You’ve Been In College Too Long When…
in JokesYou Know You’ve Been In College Too Long When… * You consider McDonald’s “real food.” * You actually like doing laundry at home. * 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. * It starts getting late on the weeknights. * Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. * You wear…
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Go Home
in JokesA lecturing teacher noticed a lack of enthusiasm in her class. Few were paying attention so she decided to make an announcement, “The person to answer this next question gets to go home.” The students were all brought to attention and a buzz went over the room. Suddenly, a male student grabbed his bag nd…
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Legal / Logical
in JokesAfter failing his “Logistics and Organization” exam, a student confronted his professor. “Sir, do you understand anything about this subject?” “Of course, otherwise I would not be a professor!” “Really? Then allow me to ask you one question. If you answer it correctly, I’ll accept my failing grade and leave quietly, but if you don’t…