college

A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.

It was the first day of college, and time for the usual ‘authoritative declaration of the not to be broken rules’. The principal, in typical intimidating fashion, addressed the students: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students. The male dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all the female students”. The principal, sensing he…

“Dear Mother and Dad, It has been three months now since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not writing before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read further…

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately. Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life. Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of…

The below quiz will help you to determine if you are truly ready to attend college. Answer all questions below choosing one of the multiple choice answers for each question as your answer. 1) You have five minutes to get dressed before leaving for a hot date. You suddenly realize you don’t have any clean…

This truly happened in an advanced oral English classroom: When the teacher asked the students: “What surprised you most in Tsinghua?” One of them answered, “Well, I’d heard that girls in Tsinghua were terribly ugly before I came here. However, when I arrived here myself, I was surprised to find there’s so many pretty girls,…

Teacher: Julia, how can you say Asshole in a nicer way? Julia: As holes.

Brad: I have to take three courses in college; French, Spanish, and algebra Chris: Okay, let me hear you say hi in algebra.

A rich Texan told the president of the University of Texas, “I want to set you up with a billion-dollar endowment fund, with but one condition.” “What’s the condition?” asked the U.T president. “I want you to give my horse an honorary degree. She’s served me faithfully for fifteen years and she deserves a B.T.…

Miss Blue(Teacher):”2 x 2 = 4, 4 x 4 = 16, and now, Brian, what is 16 x 16?” Brian(Pupil): “You cheated, Miss Blue. You always take the easy one and give us the hardest.”

The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers. The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now. To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before…

“I’ve just had the most awful time,” said a boy to his friends. “First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy.” “Wow! How did you pull through?” sympathized his friends. “I don’t know,” the…