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2 Girls Move
in JokesTwo prostitutes moved to a new town, and on their first Sunday, went to church. One of the girls was quite proud of her singing; the other felt she couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket, so was quiet. After one desultory hymn, the priest berated the congregation, “Quite clearly, there are some who are…
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Bad Diarrhea
in JokesI slide to first. I feel like I’m going to burst. Diarrhea, diarrhea. I slide to two. My pants are filled with goo. Diarrhea, diarrhea. I slide to third. I dropped a runny turd. Diarrhea, diarrhea. I slide to home. My pants are filled with foam. Diarrhea, diarrhea. First its in the pants, then its…
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Hide the Duke
in JokesA boy was meeting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy’s chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart.…
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12 Things a Man Can Do in the Bathroom
in Jokes1.When you walk into the bathroom, shout loudly that you have explosive diarrhea. 2.When on the urinal (make sure someone is next to you), slowly turn your head toward their genital area then swiftly turn your head back and start laughing. 3.Put a mud, corn meal, crushed rotten eggs, animal (or fake) blood and marmite…
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Watered Down
in JokesI woke up one morning knowing I was going to have a bad day. I went to put on my shirt, but when i picked it up, one of the buttons fell off. When i went to put on my pants the button fell off of them too. I went downstairs to eat my breakfast,…
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Disected Punch
in Jokes“Do you want me to give you a knuckle sandwich?” “Sure, but I want it cut into triangles and with the crust peeled off.”
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Constipated
in JokesTwo friends were talking. The first one said to the other, “Hey, have you seen the movie, “Constipated” yet?” The other replied, “Of course not! It hasn’t come out yet.”
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Farting People
in Jokes-The Vain Person One who loves the smell of his own farts. -The Amiable Person One who loves the smell of other people’s farts. -The Proud Person One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine. -The Shy Person One who releases silent farts then blushes. -The Imprudent Person One who boldly farts out loud, and…
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The Man From Nantucket
in JokesThere once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it, Said he with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!