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My mum told me that picking my nose was disgusting, and from now on, I had to pick it myself.

What kind of soup do you order at a gay Chinese resturant? Cream of Yungi (Cream of Young Guy)

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore. 3. It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want to complain about the farmer…

What do you call a black guy and a white guy having sex? mixed nuts.

A man walks into a hotel and asks the man for a room. The clerk says, “There’s only one room left, and it’s haunted.” But the man says, “I’ll take it!” That night he heard the ghost. “I’m the ghost of Teeny Weenie! Stay here and I’ll take your weenie!” and the man ran out…

Cecil and Scott are two homosexuals living together. It was extremely hot one day and Cecil arrived home to find Scott with his ass in the freezer. “Scott! What are you doing with your ass in the freezer?” Scott replied, “It was so hot outside, I thought you’d like something cool to slip into!”

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple…

WARNING:DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE OR EAT OR GO POTTY! A person named tommy had a wife named heather. Whenever Heather came home, She would bring something disguisting. When heather died in a war, Tommy was sad. He said to himself, I MUST DIE IN A TOILET INSTEAD!

There are two ants living in a girl’s pair of panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour. So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two…

There were 2 men sitting next to each other in a hospital waiting room. Feeling a little akward, one man turns to the other and asks, “So what are you in here for?”. Leaning closer to the other man so as to wisper because of embarasment, the first man replies,”I have a green ring around…

What’s grosser than gross? When you’re eating a bowl of rice crispies and one gets up and slithers away.

Penis breath, a lover’s dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn’t pee. It’s times like this you wonder why. You bother reaching for his fly. But it’s too late, can’t be a tease. Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know…