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One day, a little boy came up to a man at the park. The boy asked the man, “Why do you have a big nose?” The man answered, “Because…I have big fingers.”

Three friends decided to check out a room in a hotel, but before the man gave them their key he said, “In your room there is a window. If you jump out of it while wishing something outloud your wish will come true.” The three friends raced to their room, the first guy jumped out…

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don’t do dick.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm!