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Q: If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… A: Does that mean that one enjoys it?

Three men, a French, Chinese, and American, decided to have a contest. They wanted to see whose dog could go the longest without going to the bathroom. The Chinese man won after a few hours. A news reporter asked him how he acheived such a feat. He replied, in a rather sing-song way, “Me Chinese,…

Definition of Agony? One armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.

A girl in around fifth grade was walking home from school. As she walking she sees a really adorable little boy walking the same way as she is. The little boy comes up to her and says, “Can i walk home with you??” The little girl, being a mean snobby person says, “Oooh, god no!!…

My mum told me that picking my nose was disgusting, and from now on, I had to pick it myself.

What kind of soup do you order at a gay Chinese resturant? Cream of Yungi (Cream of Young Guy)

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore. 3. It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want to complain about the farmer…

What do you call a black guy and a white guy having sex? mixed nuts.

A man walks into a hotel and asks the man for a room. The clerk says, “There’s only one room left, and it’s haunted.” But the man says, “I’ll take it!” That night he heard the ghost. “I’m the ghost of Teeny Weenie! Stay here and I’ll take your weenie!” and the man ran out…

Cecil and Scott are two homosexuals living together. It was extremely hot one day and Cecil arrived home to find Scott with his ass in the freezer. “Scott! What are you doing with your ass in the freezer?” Scott replied, “It was so hot outside, I thought you’d like something cool to slip into!”

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple…