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Gross — Not Funny #4
in JokesWhat’s grosser than gross? When you find a used tampon in your ketchup bottle.
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Two Men Camping
in Jokes2 men were out camping. At about 3:00 one man had to go to the bathroom. There were no toilets around and the men had no toilet paper! The man took a crap in the forest, but then had noting to wipe his butt with. He asked his friend what to do, and his friends…
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The Haunted Closet
in JokesOnce there was a girl named Maria having her 13th birthday. She had three of her closest friends over. Their names were Jessica, Sarah and Amy. Amy told Maria that she heard weird sounds coming from the closet and she thought there was a ghost in it, but Maria didn’t believe her. Next, Sarah told…
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Friends Word of Advise
in JokesYou can pick your friends, You can pick your nose; But you cant pick your friends nose…. What true words….!
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The Blind Gynecologist
in JokesHave you heard the joke about the blind gynecologist? She could “read lips.”
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Natural Sweets
in JokesWould you like some chocolate ice cream and lemonade? Yes? Ok! *shits* chocolate ice cream and *pisses* lemonade!that would be $5.00
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Hairy Butt
in JokesThere once was a women who bought a new house but didn’t know what to name it. So she stuck her head out the window and heard Hairy Butt! So she decided to name the house Hairy Butt. Then sometime later she had a baby boy but didn’t know what to name it, so she…
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Not So Horny
in JokesAn elderly couple (BATTERY AND BOODLER) was attending mass. About halfway through, BOODLER leans over and says to BATTERY, “I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?” BATTERY replied, “That was sexy. Put a new battery in your vibrator; then let’s go home and fuck our brains out.”