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You can pick your friends, You can pick your nose; But you cant pick your friends nose…. What true words….!

Have you heard the joke about the blind gynecologist? She could “read lips.”

Would you like some chocolate ice cream and lemonade? Yes? Ok! *shits* chocolate ice cream and *pisses* lemonade!that would be $5.00

There once was a women who bought a new house but didn’t know what to name it. So she stuck her head out the window and heard Hairy Butt! So she decided to name the house Hairy Butt. Then sometime later she had a baby boy but didn’t know what to name it, so she…

An elderly couple (BATTERY AND BOODLER) was attending mass. About halfway through, BOODLER leans over and says to BATTERY, “I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?” BATTERY replied, “That was sexy. Put a new battery in your vibrator; then let’s go home and fuck our brains out.”

Two turds were sitting beside each other in a toilet, when one looks to the other and says, “man, you smell like shit”.

Which comes first, Ben-Gay or Preparation H? Ben-Gay. After you have been gay, you’ll need the Preparation H.

During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!) An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain…

When the whole class had left the little boy said, “Teacher, give me an A+ on my math test.” The teacher then says “No.” Then the boy said, “Give me an A, or I’ll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you will get fired. So the teacher…

What is the square root of 69? Ate something (8….)

I once knew a boy who was dating his left hand and having an affair with his right.

What’s the differance between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The Taste…