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If Jack helped you off your horse, later would you return the favor and help Jack off his horse?

A man walks into a bar and a drunk is sitting there mumbling something quietly. Curious the man takes the seat next to him. The drunk is mumbling, “Looks like plastic, feels like rubber.” While looking at something in his hand. The man asks the drunk if he may see what he means. The man…

Three gay guys where swiming in a pool, some white stuff floats to the top, and one of the gay guys screams, “Alright, who farted!”

Q: Why did piglet look in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh (poo)

A woman is walking down the street with a pack of menstrual pads in her hand, after buying them from the store. A homeless guy comes by and kindly asks for money. The woman says she has no change. So, the guy being a smartass says, “Can I have some of that bread in your…

On one side of the world, a man is given a blowjob by a 80-year-old woman. On the other side of the world, a stuntman attempts the unattemptable: Tiptoeing on a stretched cord between two skyscrapers. What are they both thinking? “Don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down…”

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. “Have a nice soak in the bath and I’ll bring you a drink,” she suggested smiling. “Good…

The little cowboy, Shorty, was leaving the bar to get on his horse for the ride back to the ranch, when he noted that someone had painted his horse’s balls blue. Totally pissed, he went back into the bar and shouted, “Who’s the dirty son of a bitch that painted my horse’s balls blue?!” A…

A boy asks his dad,”Dad, what is 6.9?” The dad answers, “69 interrupted by a period!”

Life is like a dick… when it gets hard fuck it!

The Poop Name List __________________________________________________ The Perfect Dump- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it’s rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of…

A young cowboy walked into a seedy cafe in a small town in western Oklahoma. He sat at the counter and noticed an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked, “If you ain’t…