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The day before Christmas break, a few kindergarten students decided to give their teacher a gift. The first gift was from a little girl whos daddy was a florist. The teacher takes the present unwraps it and discovers it’s flowers. She thanks the girl and takes the next present. Its from a little boy whose…

There once was this kid named Oddy, He always missed the Potty, He went some poops, and shouted out oops, Because Oddy Missed the Potty

Q What has two legs, and bleeds? A Half a dog!

33% of men use their left hand to pee. 67% of men use their right hand. 89% wanted to know why I’m watching them pee.

What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common. They both irritate bush!

Deep Salvage Pick Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages. Utensil Pick When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren’t enough to get the job done to your satisfaction. Extra Pick When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you…

So anyway, this leper goes into a bar. And this guy is in a really advanced state of decay, you know, like the werewolf’s friend in American Werewolf in London, towards the end of the movie… Anyhow, he goes into this bar, sits down at the bar and says to the bartender, “Look, before I…

*******before you read this I want you all to know this is a real letter written to an airline company by a passanger who rode in the plane*********** Dear Continental Airlines, I am disgusted as I write this note to you about the miserable experience I am having sitting in seat 29E on one of…

What’s brown and has holes in it? Swiss shit!

There were two guys at a bar. One of them was rich and the other was poor. They both start talking and they find out their anniversary is on the same day, which is tomorrow. Poor guy- “What did you get your wife?” Rich Guy- “I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes Benz.”…

Husband and wife are doing the spring house cleaning. Wife asks husband to hang some new curtain rods, but he can’t do it without toggle bolts. He sends her to the hardware store where she asks the man behind the counter for two toggle bolts. He puts them on the counter, then asks, “You wanna…

what did one gay say to the other when they broke up? ”YOU’RE SUCH A PAIN IN THE A*S”