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Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There’s only one stool left. One guy says “Lets flip for it” But another says “No, Lets flip it over”

Very stinky I can be. And a wet hole is all you see. Give me a rod and I’m happy. In the silence I can queef. No one thinks they’re eating beef. And please oh please don’t use teeth.

Q: How do you know when a blonde is on her period? A: She only has on one sock!

Reacting to Federal guidelines, the State of FLORIDA, which has been highlighted as a role model for student testing by the Bush Administration’s Dept. of Education, has redesigned and just released a new comprehensive test to be given to all students beginning in the spring of the 2004-2005 school year. In response to President Bush’s…

A man hated the Trojans. He loved USC. Why? He hated using Trojan condoms. He wanted to have sex the o’natural way.

Q> Why did Pepsi hire Michael Jackson to do commercials again? A> Because they wanted someone to suck that little boy back out of the bottle.

How do you fit 4 gay guys on a chair? Turn it upside down!

If Jack helped you off your horse, later would you return the favor and help Jack off his horse?

A man walks into a bar and a drunk is sitting there mumbling something quietly. Curious the man takes the seat next to him. The drunk is mumbling, “Looks like plastic, feels like rubber.” While looking at something in his hand. The man asks the drunk if he may see what he means. The man…

Three gay guys where swiming in a pool, some white stuff floats to the top, and one of the gay guys screams, “Alright, who farted!”

Q: Why did piglet look in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh (poo)

A woman is walking down the street with a pack of menstrual pads in her hand, after buying them from the store. A homeless guy comes by and kindly asks for money. The woman says she has no change. So, the guy being a smartass says, “Can I have some of that bread in your…